Hey, I may loathe myself, but it has nothing to do with the fact that I'm Jewish. Larry David More Quotes by Larry David More Quotes From Larry David When you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom. Larry David concernedsucceedart Did Bill Clinton actually think that he could get blow jobs from a Jewish woman and there would be no consequences? Larry David blowjobsthinking I got a Swede lawyer?!? She's gonna get everything! Larry David lawyer Who do you think has more freedom: the married man in America or the single man in Communist China? Larry David menamericathinking I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny. Larry David bad-gradesfunnythinking Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf and I try to imagine what it's like not to be able to hear them. It's not that bad. Larry David abletryingbird My defensiveness in life really helps me as a driver. Larry David help-medrivershelping Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman. Larry David sufferingtryingmen I like to be quiet, and let people find me rather than having to shout at them. Larry David find-mequietpeople I need to be on drugs to connect with nature. Larry David drugneeds I'm a jerk, that's who I am. I'm like everybody else. Larry David jerkwho-i-am If I tried to flirt with a woman and she didn't know who I was, she would run away. Larry David flirtingknowsrunning If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny. Larry David feel-goodlonelyfunny Actually I walk around with the Emmy wherever I go, but I'm very casual about it. Larry David casualumpireswalks In those days, reserve duty lasted for six years, which, I might add, was three times as long as service in the regular army, although to be perfectly honest, I was unable to fulfill my entire obligation because I was taking acting classes and they said I could skip my last year. Larry David armyclassyears Pretty good. Pretttttttty, pretttttttttty, pretttttty good. Larry David I have no sense of well-being. There's no chance the well will run dry. Larry David drychancerunning I defy anyone to produce any evidence that the word 'happy' has ever crossed my lips. I am not now, nor have I ever been, 'happy.' Larry David evidencelipsproduce Woody Allen likes to do a lot of master shots. He likes to get the whole thing in one take, and so you could be going along doing a scene, and then the next to last line, all of a sudden, you stumble, and you have to go back to first base. Larry David lineslikeslasts No, I am a crier and if people ever saw me privately they would be shocked at what a bowl of mush I am underneath it all. Larry David sawswould-bepeople
