His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork. Mae West More Quotes by Mae West More Quotes From Mae West Brains are an asset, if you hide them. Mae West intelligence intellectual brain Brains are an asset to the woman in love who's smart enough to hide 'em. Mae West women smart love It takes two to get one in trouble. Mae West trouble two More people saw me than saw Napoleon, Lincoln and Cleopatra. I was better known than Einstein and Picasso. ... I changed the fashion of two continents. The style of the Gay Nineties became the rage ... women were trying to walk and talk like me. Women became more sex-conscious - sex was out in the open and fun. Mae West fashion fun sex You can do what you want, but saving love doesn't bring any interest. Mae West saving interest want I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing. Mae West sarcastic real witty I know so much about men because I went to night school. Mae West men night school Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided. Mae West sarcastic witty funny The censors wouldn't even let me sit on a guy's lap, and I've been on more laps than a table-napkin. Mae West napkins lap guy Diamonds talk, and I can stand listenin' to 'em often. Mae West ems diamond jewels Love is the only industry which can't operate on a five-day week. Mae West five week love When in doubt take a bath Mae West baths doubt inspiring The bite of existence did not cut into one in Hollywood ... Life elsewhere was real and slippery and struggled in the arms like a big fish dying in air. Mae West cutting real air Girls, give all your gentlemen friends an even break, even if you have to break them in the attempt. Mae West break-even women girl Sometimes it seems to me I've known so many men that the FBI ought to come to me first to compare fingerprints. Mae West sometimes men firsts Money is of value for what it buys, and in love it buys time, place, intimacy, comfort, and a private corner alone. Mae West money powerful comfort Sometimes I don't drink so the next day I can remember having fun. Mae West next-day fun remember I've no time for broads who want to rule the world alone. Without men, who'd do up the zipper on the back of your dress? Mae West sarcastic humorous witty He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. Mae West sarcastic men funny A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love. Mae West love life funny
