Hmmm... I never get the answer I think I'm going to get.

Kate O'Brien

Categorized in : Think Never Answer Going

A laugh is a terrible weapon.

weapon laugh terrible

Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them.

go think opinion enough

If it bends, it's funny; if it breaks, it's not funny.

bends breaks funny

I only use my sick days for hang-overs and soap opera weddings.

days only opera sick

If somebody on this team actually gets to first base, I'll stand there naked.

stand first naked team

My mom always said that if the Protestants catch a Catholic in their church, they feed them to the Jews.

always church mom said

It's filled with... baking soda. Because it really smells.

really because baking soda