How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? Satchel Paige More Quotes by Satchel Paige More Quotes From Satchel Paige Nobody likes the ball low and away, but that's where you're going to get it from me. I been pitching it there 50 years, away from them. That way they can't hurt you. You keep the ball in the park. Satchel Paige baseballhurtyears There never was a man on earth who pitched as much as me. But the more I pitched, the stronger my arm would get. Satchel Paige strongerbaseballmen My pitching philosophy is simple - keep the ball way from the bat. Satchel Paige simplebaseballphilosophy I ain't ever had a job, I just always played baseball. Satchel Paige baseballjobssports Money and women. They're two of the strongest things in the world. The things you do for a woman you wouldn't do for anything else. Same with money. Satchel Paige moneywittyfunny If your stomach disputes you, lie down and pacify it with cool thoughts. Satchel Paige carrying-ondown-andlying I may not be the bestest pitcher in the world, but I sure out-cutes 'em. Satchel Paige emsbaseballworld Throw strikes. Home plate don't move. Satchel Paige baseballhomemoving Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you. Satchel Paige wittysportsfunny Keep the juices flowing by jangling around gently as you move. Satchel Paige carrying-onjuicemoving Don't go to college, unless to get knowledge. Satchel Paige college I use my single windup, my double windup, my triple windup, my hesitation windup, my no windup. I also use my step-n-pitch-it, my submariner, my sidearmer and my bat dodger. Man's got to do what he's got to do. Satchel Paige batsbaseballmen I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain't never been seen by this generation. Satchel Paige baseballsoftballfunny I don't generally like running. I believe in training by rising gently up and down from the bench. Satchel Paige runningsportsbelieve One time I snuck a ball on with me and when I went to winding up, I threw one of them balls to first and one to second. I was so smooth I picked off both runners and fanned the batter without that ump or the other team even knowing it. Satchel Paige teamknowingbaseball Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes you get rained out. Satchel Paige loseswinningsometimes Throw high risers at the chin; throw peas at the knees; throw it here when they're lookin' there; throw it there when they're lookin' here. Satchel Paige peaschinsknees I've said it once and I'll say it a a hundred times, I'm forty-four years old. Satchel Paige hundredfouryears You gotta keep the ball off the fat part of the bat. Satchel Paige fatsbatsballs It's funny what a few no-hitters do for a body. Satchel Paige body-temperaturebodybaseball
