How wise are Thy commandments O Lord. Each one of them applies to somebody or other I know. Sam Levenson More Quotes by Sam Levenson More Quotes From Sam Levenson Many wise words are spoken in jest, but they don't compare with the number of stupid words spoken in earnest. Sam Levenson stupidwisefunny The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent. Sam Levenson grandmothergrandmachildren Never lend money to a friend. It's dangerous. It could damage his memory. Sam Levenson damagedangerousmemories It's not the sugar that makes the tea sweet, but the stirring. Sam Levenson wisdomteasweet You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please ignore this notice. Sam Levenson payinspirationalfunny One antidote for sexual truancy lies in simply teaching youth the wonder, the miracle, the reverence for the creation of life itself. Life is a divine creation. You don't take chances with creation. Sam Levenson teachinglyingsex The whole world is watching America, and America is watching TV. Sam Levenson watching-tvfunnyamerica Happiness is a by-product. You cannot pursue it by itself. Sam Levenson inner-peacehappyhappiness Any beast can cry over the misfortunes of its own child. It takes a mensch to weep for others' children. Sam Levenson beastcrychildren Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it. Sam Levenson beautifulinspirationallife Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. Sam Levenson funbabychildren If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother. Sam Levenson weddinggirlinspirational I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom? Sam Levenson my-wifewifeoutspoken If you want to kill time why not try working it to death. Sam Levenson wanttimetrying The Puritans came to America to worship in their way and to force everybody else to do the same thing. Sam Levenson superstitionsamericaway The chaplain of the Senate does not pray for the Senate. He watches the Senate and prays for the country. Sam Levenson governmentdoecountry People, more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed. Sam Levenson lovely-eyeslipspeople More and more Congressmen now stay in Washington all year-round because they can't stay at home under the laws they've passed. Sam Levenson governmenthomeyears It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors. Sam Levenson rainbowgood-thingscolor When I was a boy I used to do what my father wanted. Now I have to do what my boy wants. My problem is: When am I going to do what I want? Sam Levenson freedomboysfather
