Human population growth is probably the single most serious long-term threat to survival. We're in for a major disaster if it isn't curbed...We have no option. If it isn't controlled voluntarily, it will be controlled involuntarily by an increase in disease, starvation and war.

Prince Philip

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When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car o... by Prince Philip

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

marriage inspirational funny

During the Blitz, a lot of shops had their windows blown in and put up notices saying, 'More open than usual'. I now declare this place more open than usual.

classic usual window

Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of... by Prince Philip

Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.

cannibalism realistic problem

The bastards murdered half my family. by Prince Philip

The bastards murdered half my family.

edinburgh dukes half

You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and... by Prince Philip

You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you.

classic silly littles

If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels.

viruses ebola wish

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, which I've practised for many years.

mouths feet years

The conservation of nature, the proper care for the human environment and a general concern for the long-term future of the whole of our planet are absolutely vital if future generations are to have a chance to enjoy their existence on this earth.

generations nature long

I don't think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they ar... by Prince Philip

I don't think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing.

edinburgh wife thinking

I thought it was against the law for a woman to solicit. by Prince Philip

I thought it was against the law for a woman to solicit.

classic law

It's my custom to say something flattering to begin with so I shall be excused if I put my foot in it later on.

flattering classic feet

I would like to go to Russia very much — although the bastards mu... by Prince Philip

I would like to go to Russia very much — although the bastards murdered half my family.

edinburgh dukes russia

Anyone who is concerned about his dignity would be well advised t... by Prince Philip

Anyone who is concerned about his dignity would be well advised to keep away from horses.

dignity horse would-be

A few years ago, everybody was saying we must have more leisure, everyone's working too much. Now everybody's got more leisure time they're complaining they're unemployed. People don't seem to make up their minds what they want.

mind people years

If anyone has a new idea in this country, there are twice as many people who keep putting a man with a red flag in front of it.

men country ideas

Change does not change tradition, it strengthens it. Change is a challenge and anopportunity, not a threat.

change challenges doe

Wildlife of the world is disappearing, not because of a malicious and deliberate policy of slaughter and extermination, but simply because of a general and widespread ignorance and neglect.

nature ignorance world

So who's on drugs here?... He looks as if he's on drugs. by Prince Philip

So who's on drugs here?... He looks as if he's on drugs.

classic drug looks

A horse which stops dead just before a jump and thus propels its rider into a graceful arc provides a splendid excuse for general merriment.

equestrian horse excuse

It's a vast waste of space. by Prince Philip

It's a vast waste of space.

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