I always have kind of underneath feeling of peace of mind that I get from just the basic tenants of spirituality. Sandra Bernhard More Quotes by Sandra Bernhard More Quotes From Sandra Bernhard I don't think somebody can just, like, wave a magic wand and make you a star. Sandra Bernhard magicstarsthinking Onstage, I'm still wearing my fabulous, sheer dresses because I'm not that big. Sandra Bernhard fabulousbigsdresses There's this whole sense of judgment and who's right and who's wrong and who's moral and who's going to be punished. Sandra Bernhard judgmentmoralwhole When you have a knowledge of history, it's very soothing. When there's continuity in your life, it's soothing. Sandra Bernhard soothingcontinuityknowledge I think so much of what informs us as performers is what we had to endure as kids growing up. I was the youngest in my family. I always got a lot of attention. Sandra Bernhard growing-upkidsthinking You reach a certain point in your 30s when you say things in a much safer way. Sandra Bernhard certainway When you're collaborating with somebody who's got a lot of stuff they haven't worked out yet, you're working out their vision as well. Sandra Bernhard work-outvisionstuff I'm somebody who can absorb a lot. Sandra Bernhard At some point, the pride has to be a part of the whole day-to-day oeuvre. It's part of who you are and doesn't need to be discussed anymore. Sandra Bernhard pridewholeneeds I'm studying Kabbalah, which is really the essence of Jewish spirituality. Sandra Bernhard kabbalahspiritualityessence I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes. Sandra Bernhard bad-jokescomicperformers I can't tell you 100 percent what makes a relationship work. But I can see something good coming and I can see something bad coming. Sandra Bernhard percentbad-relationshipi-can Lots of people think that bisexual means cowardly lesbian. Sandra Bernhard bisexualmeanthinking I love performing. I love being a provocateur. I love putting myself in situations that are uncomfortable and that I have to get out of. Sandra Bernhard performingsituationlove-is I certainly wish Gov. Palin no harm. I'd just like her to explain to me how she can hold such outrageous views...and then go back to Alaska. Sandra Bernhard alaskaviewswish The real terrorist threats are George W. Bush and his band of brown-shirted thugs. Sandra Bernhard thugbandreal When people pay to see you live, they connect with you on a much deeper level than people who just buy your records. Sandra Bernhard recordslevelspeople It's depressing sitting at a comedy club all night, waiting to get on to do your five or ten minutes of material. Sandra Bernhard depressingwaitingnight On one side you have book burners, Congressional wives and Pat Robertson. On the other side, you have vulgar comedians, foul-mouthed rap groups and Dennis Hopper—all your choices should be so easy. Sandra Bernhard rapwifebook I don't believe in karma. Sandra Bernhard dont-believekarmabelieve
