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Death meant little to me. It was the last joke in a series of bad... by Charles Bukowski

Death meant little to me. It was the last joke in a series of bad jokes.

Charles Bukowski
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My life is passed in making bad jokes and seeing them turn into t... by Gilbert K. Chesterton

My life is passed in making bad jokes and seeing them turn into true prophecies.

Gilbert K. Chesterton
bad-jokes prophecy life-is

If mankind is naturally good, he is sure going against his nature more and more of the time. It sounds like a bad joke: the paranoids are after us.

Herbert Gold
bad-jokes human-nature sound
As though all the world were a bad joke and she was the only one... by Jack Ketchum

As though all the world were a bad joke and she was the only one around who knew the punchline.

Jack Ketchum
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If we live inside a bad joke, it is up to us to learn, at best an... by Jonathan Raban

If we live inside a bad joke, it is up to us to learn, at best and worst, to tell it well.

Jonathan Raban
bad-jokes wells worst

The Crimean War is one of the bad jokes of history.

Philip Guedalla
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I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells ba... by Sandra Bernhard

I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes.

Sandra Bernhard
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A girl can tell I like her when I blush or start telling bad joke... by Zac Efron

A girl can tell I like her when I blush or start telling bad jokes.

Zac Efron
bad-jokes like-her girl
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