I am a very talented belcher. Very deep and bassy. by Katie Aselton

I am a very talented belcher. Very deep and bassy.

Katie Aselton

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It took me a really long time to decide who I want my circle to be and who I want to surround myself with. Once you make that choice, that is where I feel like I have built my strength. This is my life choice. These are the people that make me feel good about me, and that I love and adore and will do anything for.

circles long people

I will never be a skinny waif as I am physically unable to say "no" to free booze and snacks. Oh well.

skinny snacks food

I don't love horror movies with something surreal happening. That doesn't work for me. What's terrifying is something that could actually happen to me and what I would do. I don't know how to throw a punch, and I've never had to do it.

happenings surreal horror

You can be feminine without being a victim. You can be sexy and use your big-girl voice at the same time.

feminine sexy victim

I have a very hard time picturing myself in a room with some type of goo oozing out of an air vent and killing me; that doesn't really scare me because I don't think that's going to happen to me.

hard-times air thinking

I love sports. I was an athlete in high school, and my school was so small we didn't have a football team, so it's the one sport I didn't bother to learn the rules to because I never went to game.

team football sports

I think part of what makes someone a great actor is being able to walk into a situation emotionally available and open, and have all your guards down, and just have that level of trust and security in yourself to know that you could walk out on that limb with someone else and be safe.

levels actors thinking

There is something really nice about learning that you can take the reins of your life and your career. There are a lot of times, doing what we do, that you feel no control and get very panicky feeling. It's nice to know that you are able to do it on your own.

nice careers feelings

I love my kids, they are amazing children, but they drive me bananas sometimes. And sometimes, I want to sell them on eBay... but I'm not going to.

ebay kids children

I really like oysters, and I won't eat them alone. They're just a... by Katie Aselton

I really like oysters, and I won't eat them alone. They're just a weird thing to eat by yourself.

oysters weird-things

I have always had this secret fantasy of being a Bourne girl or Bond girl, and I've never even gotten called in on one of those roles.

roles girl secret

I get very nostalgic for times and places and experiences, but I have a wonderful group of core friends and family who I love and adore, so I don't mourn the loss of any particular friendship. I think they're all part of a path, and the ones that really mean something are still important in my life.

loss mean thinking

I think I'm still trying to find my voice as a filmmaker and find... by Katie Aselton

I think I'm still trying to find my voice as a filmmaker and finding stories to tell.

voice trying thinking

If people want to talk about anything I do, they can give it any name they want. As long as they're talking about it, I think it's great.

names talking thinking

I would like to get jobs doing other things that aren't necessarily always with my husband. I'd like to show range - and kiss another guy.

kissing husband jobs

Everyone grows and changes. It's not even to say that you become a better person than you were, but you're morphing. This whole thing is just a weird river that we're on.

morphing better-person rivers

I think there are certain tenets set in place for all different types on genres. For thrillers, women usually die first. I can't say exactly why, and it's kind of a bummer... But I also can't explain why the wallflower girl in the romantic comedy always gets the guy in the end. That's just the way those movies go.

guy girl thinking

I don't know what's wrong with me, but like, the second I stop working, I have a panic attack, so it's good for me to be thinking of projects ahead of time and lining things up.

panic projects thinking

I really want women to throw their shoulders back and stand up straight and use their big girl voices and not feel like they're compromising their femininity to be strong and smart.

smart girl strong

There was no glam squad, whatsoever. There were no dressing rooms. There were no bathrooms. Let's start at our base level. We didn't have toilet paper. We went to the woods to use the bathroom.

woods squad rooms