I can never tell a joke, I've always found it easier to just fall over. Norman Wisdom More Quotes by Norman Wisdom More Quotes From Norman Wisdom As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two. Norman Wisdom birthdaymemoriesfunny But no, I've just been very lucky. But I've worked hard, and the harder you work, the luckier you seem to get. Norman Wisdom harderluckywork I've got one idea I want to do for a film and you know I just enjoy myself doing bits and pieces. Norman Wisdom piecesghoulsideas I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry Norman Wisdom wittylifefunny It was absolutely thrilling to meet Laurel and Hardy, they were so nice. Norman Wisdom laurel-and-hardylaurelsnice Such is life and life is such and after all it isn't much. First a cradle. Then a hearse. It might have been better, but it could have been worse. Norman Wisdom life-ismightfirsts My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven't got that, it's very sad. Norman Wisdom threechildrenneeds My only phobia is untidiness. My hair has to be neatly kept; my shoes are always clean. Everything has to be in a straight line, in its place. Norman Wisdom shoeslineshair In fact, one was so booked out we went from March and were to go till November, but the pantomime was booked so they transferred the show to the Prince of Wales Theatre because it was so packed out, and it ran on from there. Norman Wisdom novembertheatrefacts I like consistency. If you've had a childhood like mine, you want some things you can rely on to stay the same. Norman Wisdom consistencychildhoodfatherhood I've been extremely lucky having been in the army when I was a boy of fourteen. Norman Wisdom armyluckyboys I do play drums when I'm on tour. Norman Wisdom play I used to first go on to entertain an audience. But now I go, and this is really true - I go on to have fun with a crowd of my chums. Norman Wisdom crowdsgoes-onfun I owe everything to the army. Norman Wisdom stewardshiparmy All my boyhood, all I ever wanted was to be loved. Norman Wisdom boyhoodwanted I've an idea for doing a Situation Comedy myself but its always difficult to get people to listen to you because they like to put their own ideas forward. Norman Wisdom heartpeopleideas I don't know nothing about communism. But I know the Albanians loved me. Same reason as anyone else loves me. Because I made them laugh. Norman Wisdom communismreasonlaughing I play drums, clarinet, saxophone, trumpet, french horn, piano. Norman Wisdom hornypianoplay I was in the band as a boy and was taught music and learned to compose. Norman Wisdom bandmusicboys I've always had a sense of humour, and I still do, so I just want to go on performing as long as I can. It's as simple as that. Norman Wisdom simplegoes-onlong
