I channel surf like probably most people. Ed O'Neill More Quotes by Ed O'Neill More Quotes From Ed O'Neill When I read the pilot for Married with Children, it just reminded me of my Uncle Joe... just a self-deprecating kind of guy. Hed come home from work, and the wife would maybe say I ran over the dog this morning in the driveway. And he would say Fine, whats for dinner? Ed O'Neill unclesdogmorning I think I 'turn off' women. I've a kind of a weird personality. Women may think that I'm a mess. Ed O'Neill personalitymaythinking I loved the movie theater so I always saw a lot of movies. And then there was a play, I saw in the local paper, they were having auditions for a play of a book I had read. Which was One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest by Ken Kesey. So I said, "oh, I've read this, so I'm perfect for the part of the lead." His name is escaping me. Ed O'Neill escapingplaybook I used to say things like, 'My name's not Al (Bundy), you know?' Not to the press, but to fans. 'My name is actually Ed.' I'd find myself saying that, and I'd think, 'Who do you think they think you are? They only know you from that!' And finally I just got...I don't know, I guess a switch went on for me, and I realized, 'This was the greatest job that you've ever had in your life. Why are you acting like an asshole?' So from that minute on, I kind of...well, I hate the word 'embraced,' but I just kind of went, 'Yeah, okay.' 'So you're Al, right?' 'Yep!' Ed O'Neill hatejobsthinking I used to be a wonderful auditioner. When I was living in New York, I'd audition every day. And I like to audition. But then it got to a point where I didn't like it anymore. So once it got to there and I also knew more about the business and I thought, "I can't do this anymore." Ed O'Neill auditionsnew-yorkwonderful That's a big deal for kids, when they come into the kitchen and the teacher is drinking coffee with mom. They react differently on the next day when you say: 'Sit down and shut-up!' Ed O'Neill momdrinkingteacher I took a plane from New York City to Los Angeles for an audition. I met all the people. After that, I was told to have another audition, but I didn't want to go there again. Ed O'Neill citiesnew-yorkpeople In the summer we graduated we flipped out completely, drinking beer, cruising in our cars and beating up each other. It was a crazy summer. That's when I started to be interested in girls. Ed O'Neill graduationinspirationalfunny Nothing burps better than bacon. Ed O'Neill I was very slender and small. All my friends were on the team, so I had to make it too. I was a very aggressive player. I wanted to be one of the best, but I just ended up as one of the good ones. Ed O'Neill slenderteamplayer I knew I was a good stage actor but I had no idea about movies. And I wasn't a Paul Newman type of guy. That's why I thought the stage is just right for me. Ed O'Neill guyghoulsideas Back then I said to myself 'screw football.' Actually I just took part in this camp as there was nothing better for me to do. They also didn't draft me because they thought I was too wild and undisciplined. Ed O'Neill undisciplinedsaidfootball I went to Ohio University studying arts and history, and playing football. But I was only interested in girls, my pals and sports. I only did the minimum for school. Ed O'Neill girlfootballsports We need to elect leaders who have a strong moral compass. Leaders who are honest, straightforward, and tough - with a love of justice and fair play. Ed O'Neill toughstrongjusticelove All this flying around got on my nerves. But then I gave the script to Cathy to get her opinion. When she started to laugh, it was like 'That's it!'. I went to LA and I got the part. Ed O'Neill laughsheflyingopinion I'd loved to wear jeans and t-shirts, but everybody was in the peace movement back then. And that was my ploy. I had to be careful not to say things like 'I like meat.' Actually I just wanted to drink beer and to screw. Ed O'Neill loveddrinkbeerpeace Security was another reason. You never know what can happen to you when you earn a lot of money. Ed O'Neill neverknowyoumoney I prefer to underplay scenes rather than, you know, be big and drive them. And sometimes you have to do that, but I like the more natural styles. Ed O'Neill driveknowyousometimes I say I'm the best actor in America who's never done a movie. Ed O'Neill neverbestdoneamerica I got into television, and I'm a television guy, so I've never really had a movie career. Ed O'Neill careerneverguytelevision
