I'd like to thank everyone who voted for me. And the one guy who didn't vote for me, thank you, too. Shaquille O'Neal More Quotes by Shaquille O'Neal More Quotes From Shaquille O'Neal And I want to do it the right way, like everybody else, not just a famous figurehead that gets a job because he is a famous basketball player. I want to really learn the business. Shaquille O'Neal basketballplayerjobs Look up the word role in the dictionary and you'll see it means playing a part. That's why I call myself a real model. Shaquille O'Neal rolesrealmean I don't believe that I personally have been changed by the money. The bad thing is people assume you've changed because now you have money. Shaquille O'Neal basketballmotivationalbelieve Can I go one day without somebody saying something negative about me? Shaquille O'Neal pythagorean-theoremone-daynegative Our offense is like the pythagorean theorem: There is no answer! Shaquille O'Neal pythagorean-theorembasketballmotivational I am the number one Ninja and I have killed all the Shoguns in front of me. Shaquille O'Neal pythagorean-theorembasketballmotivational Me shooting 40% at the foul line is just God's way to say nobody's perfect. Shaquille O'Neal pythagorean-theorembasketballperfect I want to be strong, dominant. Like Wilt Chamberlain. Shaquille O'Neal being-strongbasketballwant I'm like tax. You're going to pay one way or the other. Shaquille O'Neal basketballpayway I guess people think the taller you are the more dominant you have to be. Shaquille O'Neal basketballmotivationalthinking I've won at every level, except college and pro. Shaquille O'Neal basketballcollegewinning I put a lot into it, and when I am done playing, I plan on going undercover and then being the sheriff or chief of police somewhere, either Miami or Orlando, I don't know yet. Shaquille O'Neal policebasketballdone For all my friends in the media who like quotes, mark this quote down. From this day on I'd like to be known as 'The Big Aristotle' because Aristotle once said, 'Excellence is not a singular act; it's a habit. You are what you repeatedly do.' Shaquille O'Neal mediaexcellencebasketball David Stern should get with the mothers of the NBA and let the moms decide what the dress code should be. I asked my mother if I could wear a chain, and she told me yeah. So I do stuff that my parents allow me to do. Shaquille O'Neal mombasketballmother There is no answer to the Pythagorean theorem. Well, there is an answer, but by the time you figure it out, I got 40 points, 10 rebounds and then we're planning for the parade. Shaquille O'Neal pythagorean-theorembasketballanswers My father made me who I am. He gave me a basketball and told me to play with the ball, sleep with the ball, dream with the ball. Just don't take it to school. I used it as a pillow, and it never gave me a stiff neck. Shaquille O'Neal basketballdreamfather Someday I might have to put down a basketball and have a regular 9-to-5 like everybody else. Shaquille O'Neal somedaybasketballmight Kids can still call me Shaq, but adults should call me Dr. O'Neal. Shaquille O'Neal drsadultskids I'm a mama's boy above all. Shaquille O'Neal mamas-boybasketballboys I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the Alpo of the NBA. Shaquille O'Neal basketballdogfunny
