I do say things that I think will shock people. But I don't do things to shock people. I'm not trying to be the next Tupac, but I don't know how long I'm going to be on this planet. So while I'm here, I might as well make the most of it. Eminem More Quotes by Eminem More Quotes From Eminem If you're the parent, be a parent. You know what I mean? I'm a parent. I have daughters. Eminem daughtermothermean I need to keep working on myself for a while. Eminem needs I just remembered that I'm absent minded... wait, I mean I lost my mind, I can't find it. Eminem waitingmindmean It'd be stupid for me to sit here and say that there aren't kids who look up to me, but my responsibility is not to them. I'm not a baby sitter. Eminem stupidbabykids I'm stupid, I'm ugly, I'm dumb, I smell. Did I mention I'm stupid? Eminem sarcasticbeautyfunny If we can hump dead animals and antelopes, there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope. Eminem social-taboosanimalmen My pen and paper causes a chain reaction, to get your brain relaxing. Eminem causespaperbrain My rhyming skills got you climbing hills, I'll travel through your mind into your spine like siren drills. Eminem climbingskillsmind I come from Detroit where it's rough and I'm not a smooth talker. Eminem detroitsmoothrough I'd go to, like, six different schools in one year. We were on welfare, and my mom never ever worked. Eminem mommotherschool I've been running a lot, taking care of myself. Eminem romancecarerunning If somebody is smoking a joint in a movie, I say it's a cigarette - a big cigarette if it's a Cheech and Chong movie. Eminem jointscigarettesmoking Now who is the king of these lewd, ludicrous, lucrative lyrics; who could inherit the title, to put the youth in hysterics; using his music as spirit Eminem titlesrapkings I truly believe I may be getting too big for my own good. Eminem famemaybelieve But I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind. Eminem grindrapstills Yeah, I did see where the people dissing me were coming from. But, it's like, anything that happened in the past between black and white, I can't really speak on it, because I wasn't there. I don't feel like me being born the color I am makes me any less of a person. Eminem black-and-whitecolorpast You know, I don't know if you know this about me or not, but I'm kind of a big deal. Eminem bigskindfunny I always felt that if I was going to do a movie, I wanted it to be authentic. Eminem movieactorswanted My morals went when the president got oral. Eminem moralpoliticspresident Touring is hard on the body. Eminem touringhardbody