I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls. Bob Hope More Quotes by Bob Hope More Quotes From Bob Hope You know you've reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up. Bob Hope weightliftingmiddleage If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble. Bob Hope successhappinesslife I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people. Bob Hope agingagepeople The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time. Bob Hope growingagelong The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast. Bob Hope petdogtree I don't know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He's done nothing. Bob Hope carterdonepeople It's so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets. Bob Hope coldpocketshands Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. Bob Hope funny-inspirationalwittybirthday Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason. Bob Hope humorousnightfunny I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas. Bob Hope boxingsportsfunny When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in. Bob Hope comedyactorsparent Golf's really fun in Japan because of the women caddies. ... I saw one guy start out playing alone with his caddie. By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome. Bob Hope humorousgolffunny I've got to watch myself these days. It's too exciting watching anyone else. Bob Hope one-linethese-dayswatches I would not have had anything to eat if it wasn't for the stuff the audience threw at me. Bob Hope audiencestuffmen She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction. Bob Hope comedyhelpinglife Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn't get elected, he'd go back to acting. Bob Hope actingpresidentfunny Some people put us down. But I still haven't heard of any Americans trying to swim across the border into Mexico! Bob Hope humorousfunnyamerica Everyone's nervous these days. Ronald McDonald has hired six bodyguards, and that's just to protect his buns. Bob Hope bunsmcdonaldssix I don't know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House. Bob Hope whiterunninganimal I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it's silly to let the game get to you. When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I'm breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That's what gives me the strength to break the club. Bob Hope sillygolfbeautiful
