I don't believe in reincarnation, but then again I didn't believe in it last time either. Tom Zegan More Quotes by Tom Zegan More Quotes From Tom Zegan Four out of Five Dentist think that the Fifth Dentist is an idiot. Tom Zegan If you believe that the Bible has all the answers maybe you're not asking the right questions. Tom Zegan Sex is only 10% of a Good Marriage but it's 90% of a Bad One. Tom Zegan Why when you have 31 Flavors stick with Rocky Road? Tom Zegan Five is a Four letter word. Tom Zegan If you really want to master something, it's best to learn from a Master. Tom Zegan Strangers have the best candy. Tom Zegan Once I had a dream that I was sleeping. Tom Zegan When I die I want to be cremated and have my ashes spread out over a soccer field so that the kids can kick my ash. Tom Zegan A few years ago I made a New Years Resolution never to make another New Years Resolution again and so far it's the only one that I have actually kept. Tom Zegan A gift isn't yours until you take it. Tom Zegan Alright, who's the wise guy who turned the light out at the end of my tunnel? Tom Zegan Are you suppose to wear swimming trunks when you are in the car pool lane? Tom Zegan Be sure to look out for number One while not stepping in number Two. Tom Zegan Better to have the right person at the wrong time than to never had met them at all. Tom Zegan Charity should be given to those who need it not those who want it. Tom Zegan Clowns taste funny. Tom Zegan Death is the ultimate test of ones faith. Tom Zegan Do you think that Jesus looked both ways before crossing? Tom Zegan Doing what you love is freedom, loving what you do is happiness. Tom Zegan
