I don't even have any good skills. You know like nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills. Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills! Jon Heder More Quotes by Jon Heder More Quotes From Jon Heder Build a rocket ship and leave the earth! Jon Heder ships rockets earth What we did in our childhoods makes us who we are now. Jon Heder us our who now Normally I avoid movies where the aliens look like humans. It's cheesy. Jon Heder avoid movies like look When I was young, I told my sister that she had chunky thighs. She slapped me and I cried. She feels bad about it to this day, but I feel worse. Jon Heder feel day me sister That's what protagonists do. They work hard, they have a conflict, they overcome the obstacles. Jon Heder work-hard obstacles conflict work Just as long as something is gained, a lesson is learned. I do like those. The more quiet victories are always great. Jon Heder lesson great quiet long