I don't feel I'm even worthy of a normal amount of value. Todd Barry More Quotes by Todd Barry More Quotes From Todd Barry I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one musical act of sort. So its just people being funny in different ways, not just sketch, not just standup, not just characters, all of those things. Todd Barry characterfunnypeople I had temping jobs also. I liked the flexibility. There was no asking for time off; you just didn't work. Todd Barry time-offaskingjobs I once sat next to Jim from Wild Kingdom on a flight from Atlanta. I find mentioning that opens a lot of doors. Todd Barry atlantakingdomsdoors People don't understand that that's really what it is. They're looking for a magic phone number or something. And to a certain extent, I understand that, because comedy is treated so much as a stepping stone by a lot of people. Todd Barry phonesnumberspeople I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celebrity, but I'm too classy to bring that up. Todd Barry personal-experiencestype I don't know any astronauts. There are a lot of people who say they want to be comedians. Todd Barry comedianwantpeople I have a podiatrist appointment at 2. Todd Barry appointments I used to write things out beforehand. But sometimes it backfires Todd Barry usedwritingsometimes I was probably just trying to be Dennis Miller, but without the vocabulary to actually be Dennis Miller. I guess I was just less interesting than I am now, if I am interesting at all Todd Barry vocabularytryinginteresting Anyone who bombs is my friend. Todd Barry bombsmy-friends I mean, I've had bartenders and waiters and waitresses make a comment about a joke of mine, like pointing out some sort of logic error or something that I've never even thought about, and they're right. Todd Barry logicerrorsmean I will not be misquoted! Todd Barry Buddha, much like everyone else has good and bad days. Todd Barry good-and-bad-daysgood-and-badbad-day And the goal really is to make the audience laugh, to bring them some joy. Todd Barry goaljoylaughing I haven't done a lot in London. I think comedy over there is how it was over here years ago. There's tons of it, and they're better paid. Todd Barry doneyearsthinking I'm particularly proud of my reluctance to share my dreams with anyone. Todd Barry proudsharedream I don't really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I'd be a contrarian pirate. Todd Barry pirateknowsculture I must have done everything I had. You go through years where you go through everything you've ever written Todd Barry through-the-yearsdoneyears I loved Australia. I was very successful there Todd Barry australiasuccessful There seems to be more comedy for comedy's sake Todd Barry comedysakeseems
