I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me. Paul Lynde More Quotes by Paul Lynde More Quotes From Paul Lynde I don't understand why people don't remember my name. Paul Lynde comedy names people If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably be an alcoholic. Paul Lynde alcoholics comedy ifs If I'm not working, I don't know what to do. Paul Lynde ifs knows Someday I'm going to go onstage in a dress if I want to. Paul Lynde someday dresses want The dining room in my old house was truly magnificent, but by far the worst room for conversation. I'd get up from the table, a very long table, and somebody would always say, Paul, I never got to talk to you. Paul Lynde dining house long I'm used to living alone, and I like it that way. You become so selfish living alone...I'd make a terrible husband anyway. Paul Lynde selfish husband way The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. I didn't even own a belt. Paul Lynde belts comedy whole My following is straight. I'm so glad. Paul Lynde following glad Women are my best friends, my best audience. If I look out from the stage and see a lot of men, I know I'm in trouble Paul Lynde my-best-friend men looks My kitchen is not a place to live in. I made it white so I can tell instantly if it's not clean-and I like it clean enough to be able to eat off the floors-or the tables,for that matter. Paul Lynde kitchen tables white I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery. Paul Lynde hilarious three humorous Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must always be believable. Paul Lynde believability realism comedy It was the worst moment of my life. The producer came up and talked me back into going on stage. Paul Lynde worst-moments comedy stage I wish I had the nerve not to tip. Paul Lynde witty life funny I may find something that looks interesting and then go on to alter the recipe by adding spices, things of my own. I also look for time-saving recipes, dishes that can be prepared ahead and stored. Paul Lynde spices looks interesting I think basically an actor is a salesman. Paul Lynde salesman actors thinking If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death. Paul Lynde comedy half would-be I don't always prepare such rich meals. Sometimes I'll just serve a simple quiche, salad and dessert for dinner. During the week I try to eat lightly. Paul Lynde meals simple trying My father was adamant in his disapproval of my interest in show business. Paul Lynde adamant interest father Learning lines is on my mind until I do know them. I'll read the paper or paint the house to keep from starting to memorize. I've never found an easy way. Paul Lynde paper mind house
