I don't mind anything that's written about me, as long as it's not true. Dorothy Parker More Quotes by Dorothy Parker More Quotes From Dorothy Parker If I didn't care for fun and such, Dorothy Parker failure fun giving (Scottish Terriers) have all the compactness of a small dog and all the valor of a big one. And they are so exceedingly sturdy that it is proverbial that the only thing fatal to them is being run over by an automobile - in which case the car itself knows it has been in a fight. Dorothy Parker dog running fun My own dear love, he is strong and bold And he cares not what comes after. His words ring sweet as a chime of gold, And his eyes are lit with laughter. He is jubilant as a flag unfurled - Oh, a girl, she'd not forget him. My own dear love, he is all my world - And I wish I'd never met him. Dorothy Parker girl strong sweet Bewildered is the fox who lives to find that grapes beyond reach can be really sour. Dorothy Parker sour grapes foxes Now, look, baby, 'Union' is spelled with 5 letters. It is not a four-letter word. Dorothy Parker four baby looks He is a writer for the ages, the ages of four to eight. Dorothy Parker eight age funny I regret to say that during the first act of this, I fell so soundly asleep that the gentleman who brought me piled up a barricade of overcoat, hat, stick, and gloves between us to establish a separation in the eyes of the world, and went into an impersonation of A Young Man Who Has Come to the Theater Unaccompanied. Dorothy Parker regret eye men Maybe it is only I, but conditions are such these days, that if you use studiously correct grammar, people suspect you of homosexual tendencies. Dorothy Parker homosexuality use people Pictures pass me in long review,-- Marching columns of dead events. I was tender, and, often, true; Ever a prey to coincidence. Always knew I the consequence; Always saw what the end would be. We're as Nature has made us -- hence I loved them until they loved me. Dorothy Parker events would-be long Where unwilling dies the rose; buds the new another year. Dorothy Parker flower rose years Newton's Fourth Law: Every action has an equal and opposite satisfaction. Dorothy Parker god law opposites If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised. Dorothy Parker prom girl yale [On Katharine Hepburn's stage performance:] She ran the whole gamut of emotions, from A to B. Dorothy Parker stage-performance performances emotion The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires. Dorothy Parker hilarious inspirational funny Most good women are hidden treasures who are only safe because nobody looks for them. Dorothy Parker good-woman treasure looks There's little in taking or giving, There's little in water or wine: This living, this living, this living, Was never a project of mine. Oh, hard is the struggle, and sparse is The gain of the one at the top, For art is a form of catharsis, And love is a permanent flop, And work is the province of cattle, And rest's for a clam in a shell, So I'm thinking of throwing the battle - Would you kindly direct me to hell? Dorothy Parker humorous struggle art And if my heart be scarred and burned, The safer, I, for all I learned. Dorothy Parker kick-ass burned heart [On the ringing of her doorbell or telephone:] What fresh hell is this? Dorothy Parker telephones hell What ever beauty may be it has for its basis order and for its essence unity Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone. Dorothy Parker essence beauty order I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it's so easy to be sweet to people before you love them. Dorothy Parker sweet people firsts
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