I go out into America, and I am literally navigating a minefield. Godliness has become abnormal. Si Robertson More Quotes by Si Robertson More Quotes From Si Robertson The first thing I'd do [as a president] is de-regulate about 90-percent of the things that they've got regulation on, OK, including duck hunting. We're way over-regulated on everything. Si Robertson hunting ducks president Hey, I'm like Aretha Franklin, I don't get no R -S -P -E -C -T around here! Si Robertson franklin hey That's what got me through 65 years of life - my belief in God and what He's done for us and what He will do for us. Si Robertson done belief years My wife asked me about that: "What happened to your beard?" I said, "What are you talking about?" She said, "Hey, the right side is shorter than the left." I said, "You gotta be kidding me." So I went in there and looked, and I combed it out and I said, "I don't know, that's just the way it grows." Si Robertson hey wife talking In the military it was camouflage for the desert or the winter. And now it's the duck hunting colors - I think it's "real tree." It's comfortable. It's stuff that's made out of comfortable material, OK, and I'm comfortable in it. Si Robertson real military winter Hey, dont hate the player, hate the team. Si Robertson team hate player Ice will ruin the tea. Waters it down. You can always get ice, or carry your ice in an ice container. You don't want to put it in your tea, it'll water it down. Si Robertson ice tea water Fred Astaire’s got nothing on me. Si Robertson I don’t know any redneck that’s not into fun. That’s their middle name: Red-Fun-Neck. Si Robertson redneck names fun I don't know what a person does that does not have a relationship with God. When he goes to the doctor and the doctors says, 'Hey, you've got less than two months to live and there's nothing we can do for you.' Who do they turn to when you're given something that earth shattering? Si Robertson doctors months two In the winter, things are dead and dull, but then there is an explosion of life. That's what He promises people who believe in His Son. That's what all the Robertsons are banking on. Si Robertson winter believe son The fans always ask me, 'Is Si that crazy in real life?' and I said, 'No, hey, he tones it down for television.' Si Robertson tone crazy real Christianity is why the 'Duck Dynasty' family is still together. Si Robertson dynasty ducks together My father, OK, when we first got old enough to hunt, this was his rule: If you shoot it, you come home and eat it. Otherwise you do not shoot it, OK? You don't just kill something for the sake of killing it, OK? If you kill it, you gotta grill it, so to speak. Si Robertson sake home father Daddy had a farm - cows, pigs, OK, a big garden, OK? We did live off the land, and then we would supplement all that with whatever we could kill or catch. Whether we'd kill squirrels, deer, duck, or caught catfish or brim, that was what went on the table. Si Robertson squirrels garden pigs There's a lot of kids who look up to me, and that's humbling. Because being human, I don't want to fail them. But being human, I will. That's why it's so important to have your faith put in something that won't fail you. And that means the Son of God's kingdom. Si Robertson mean kids son I'm like an owl... I don't give a HOOT! Si Robertson hoot owl giving We are the rags to riches story okay the Robertson's are. Okay? We had very humble beginnings. Everybody's trying to figure out what, what's behind it, and all the Robertsons say, 'hey, it's divine intervention.' Me personally okay, God's gonna take "Duck Dynasty" where he wants it to go okay and to the people that he wants it to go to. Si Robertson ducks humble people Everything I say is 95% truthful. Si Robertson truthful We killed our own hogs, we killed our own beef, we raised our own vegetables, which Mama canned. We did live off the land. Si Robertson beef land vegetables