I had a calling, this is what happened, I've explained the story many times. I've had my priest on, I've had atheists on. When I explain my conversion to atheists, my personal series of events, they go, "Oh, alright."

Jay Mohr

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Long Island always seems to be the hardest place for some reason. There are always excuses. People will say, "Well, there's a lot to do in Long Island..." but you know what, if Jim Gaffigan was here, tickets would be gone a month ago, if Chelsea Handler was at the Barclays Center, gone.

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All I can do when I'm on stage is do a show where when I come back into town they cannot possibly afford to miss the show because they remember how fun it was.

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Yogi Berra put it best, "If people don't want to come, we can't s... by Jay Mohr

Yogi Berra put it best, "If people don't want to come, we can't stop them."

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George Carlin put it best. He said, "My old act was so easy to do because there was so little of me in it."

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