I keep lot of my opinions to myself. My grandfather, who was a gravedigger, told me one day, 'Son, the next time you go by the cemetery, remember that a third of the people are in there because they got into other people's business.' Lee Trevino More Quotes by Lee Trevino More Quotes From Lee Trevino My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch. Lee Trevino swingslunchgolf Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe. Lee Trevino gamesgolfthinking Pressure is playing for ten dollars when you don't have a dime in your pocket. Lee Trevino dollarspocketssports If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron. Lee Trevino irongolfsports The older I get, the better I used to be. Lee Trevino tenniswinegolf You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work. Lee Trevino husbandgolfsports You're Mexican until you make money and then you're Spanish. Lee Trevino making-moneymexican I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced. Lee Trevino gamesgolfdirty Who can say I have a bad swing? The only thing that matters in golf is the score you put on the board. You don't have to look pretty out there, you have to win. Look at my record and tell me who has a better swing than mine. Lee Trevino swingswinninggolf There is no such thing as natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls. Lee Trevino perseverancegolfsports You don't know what pressure is until you play for five bucks with only two bucks in your pocket. Lee Trevino playgolftwo There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray. Lee Trevino playgolftwo I played the tour in 1967 and told jokes and nobody laughed. Then I won the Open the next year, told the same jokes, and everybody laughed like hell. Lee Trevino next-yearhellyears 99% of the putts that are short don't go in the hole Lee Trevino holes My wife doesn't care what I do when I'm away, as long as I don't have a good time. Lee Trevino marriagesportsfunny One of the nice things about the Senior Tour is that we can take a cart and cooler. If your game is not going well, you can always have a picnic. Lee Trevino seniornicesports Two things that are not long for this world: dogs that chase cars and professional golfers who putt for pars. Lee Trevino doggolftwo His nerve, his memory, and I can't remember the third thing. Lee Trevino nervesgolfmemories When you're poor, you know nothing about the future, you know nothing about the world, nothing that goes on outside 300 yards around you. Lee Trevino yardsgoes-onworld It's the most fun I've had with my clothes on. Lee Trevino clothesgolffun
