I kiss, but I don't tell. Miranda Hart More Quotes by Miranda Hart More Quotes From Miranda Hart Manicures: Which are basically just holding hands with a stranger for forty-five minutes whilst listening to Enya. Miranda Hart stranger listening hands Look in the mirror and say, 'There is none other like you and for that reason alone you are beautiful. Miranda Hart mirrors beautiful looks I think it's sad when people stop dreaming, or start losing hope. Because holding onto the bonkers dream might just turn out to be the most marvellous thing you ever did. Miranda Hart dream people thinking Imagine for a moment playing by children's rules. If you were at a party and saw someone you liked, you could just go and hold their hand. If they then try to kiss you and you don't like it, you can push them over. If your aunty gives you a Christmas present that you're not too keen on, you can throw it back in her face and burst into tears. You can gallop freely. You can skip. Children have got it right. The tragedy is, none of this is permissible as an adult. Although one thing surely is – and I'll bet you know what I'm going to say – that's right, the galloping. Such fun! Miranda Hart party fun children I have written the only diet book that I believe needs to exist, and here it is: CHAPTER ONE: Eat a bit less. CHAPTER TWO: Move about a bit more. THE END. Miranda Hart believe book moving Live in hope. Because things do happen. Things do change. Worry really is futile. Don't fear the future. Dreams do come true. Miranda Hart dream happens worry We all have our worries about our bodies and our looks. We just need to make the best of our lovely, wonky selves. The key is never to compare and try to be something you're not. Miranda Hart keys self worry Also, in your 20s, if you are beautiful, everything comes to you, so you never need to develop a personality. I never had that problem. Miranda Hart personality beautiful needs Very important to celebrate victories, however tiny, I always say. Miranda Hart tiny victory important Get me a skinny frappuccino. I have no idea what that is - I would like to think you would be presented with a tiny Italian man. Miranda Hart italian men thinking No one likes a show-off, but if parallel parking was an Olympic sport, I would get gold, no probs. Miranda Hart likes gold sports It's a real man who can go out with a woman who's taller than he is. That's an alpha male right there. Miranda Hart males real men We are all unique, which makes us beautiful; so never despair, and just chill the hell out about it all. Miranda Hart despair unique beautiful There are some wonderful aspects to Christmas. It's magical. And each year, from at least November, well, September, well, if I'm honest, May, I look forward to it hugely. Miranda Hart christmas looks years I'll always have to force myself to see the positive, because I'm wired badly, I'd say. I'm just naturally a bit under, a bit depressed. Miranda Hart bits force Life is a series of embarrassing moments which leave you feeling alone in your confusion and shame Miranda Hart feeling-alone confusion feelings I have a fantastic method for anti-ageing. It's eating. Plumps out your skin beautifully. Miranda Hart fantastic skins eating The embarrassment of a situation can, once you are over it, be the funniest time in your life. And I suppose a lot of my comedy comes from painful moments or experiences in life, and you just flip them on their head. Miranda Hart painful-moments flip comedy My greatest crush was Chandler from 'Friends'. And Goran Ivanisevic. Miranda Hart crush You need to know that even as life develops in superficially disappointing ways, there is still fun to be had. Miranda Hart fun way needs
