I know I'm 38 but I insist that santa claus exists and he raped my mother when I was 9. Thom Yorke More Quotes by Thom Yorke More Quotes From Thom Yorke Well, my son really loves wildlife. And everytime he draws a polar bear I want to tell him there probably won't any by the time... he's my age. That's kinda hard to deal with. Thom Yorke agewantson One person can't change the world. But Thom Yorke can, because he's two people. Both of them are Thom Yorke. Thom Yorke twopeopleworld When even your fans are writing to tell you to get a life, you know you need to listen. Thom Yorke fanswritingneeds Treefingers is important, it's the point in which our protagonist crosses the icy tundra that is how to disappear completely to reach the island of Optimistic. But seriously, kill yourself. Thom Yorke disappear-completelyoptimisticislands Maybe I'm not the gloaming witches smart, but at least I'm not our stupid liffey hamburger mongrels Thom Yorke hamburgerssmartstupid My only means of self defense is to wiggle my eye and feign being a salamander. It has saved my life but once I was partially eaten by a bald eagle who thought I was a salamander. Hence, my skills. Hence. Thom Yorke eyeselfmean I wear my pants on my upper torso to be abstract and different. Thom Yorke pantsabstractdifferent Performing is great, but you are exposed to all this extra stuff that you don't have to deal with when you stop. I'm getting used to it now, but it's kind of just the fallout. It's really weird. It's not a natural situation to be in. It sounds like moaning, because I know that's what I'm supposed to do, and I'm not moaning. Thom Yorke situationkindnatural The society, is, a dishwasher, where all the water, is, dead chipmunk blood. God I'm brilliant. Thom Yorke brilliantwaterblood My dad spent his whole life getting into fights for telling what he believed to be the truth. Basically it comes from my dad-and he's screaming right-wing, so there you are. Thom Yorke dadfightinglife I've been working hard on a new song, it's titled "Frozen Piggy Pudding". It's about how the government is full of pigs who eat pudding all day. Oh look a frisbee, allo' govna. Thom Yorke governmentsongpigs When I was born, my mother didn't know what to name me. Eventually she named me after Thom Yorke. Thom Yorke bornmothernames I'm still not certain on the nature of the spork, whether it is a fork and a spoon, or a fork and a knife mixed together, or maybe a fork and a fork on top. Life is full of mysteries yeah man Thom Yorke knivesmenlife I'm such a tease Thom Yorke flirtingschedulesdrug I may be a tough fellow but I have a reflective side as well. Reflective as in I'll bash your head in with a ****ing mirror. Thom Yorke mirrorssidesmay Technology is killing us. We think it's helping us but it's killing us. Don't ask me why because I don't have the time or the attention span to complete that thought. Now let's all hold hands and draw spider monkeys. Thom Yorke technologyhandsthinking You can't make an egg without frying an egg Thom Yorke fryingeggs It's not so much that I'm an atheist so much as the sneaking suspicion that I myself may be god Thom Yorke suspicionatheistmay I'll take a quiet life, A handshake of carbon monoxide. No alarms and no surprises... Thom Yorke alarmssurprisequiet The concept of Kid A? How about the concept of I kick your ****ing ass Thom Yorke asskickskids
