I know what people laugh at. I know their vocabulary. Gallagher More Quotes by Gallagher More Quotes From Gallagher Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence There's one marked 'Brightness,' but it doesn't work. Gallagher I don't say that I'm going to be like every other comic that's blue, or gratuitous use of language. I do try to have my own standards: I don't do everything the audience wants, and I do try to surprise them. Gallagher my-own surprise language blue People don't know how to behave in public anymore. Gallagher how know behave people Parents are trying to be friends with their kids rather than draw the line and tell them what proper public behavior would be. Gallagher parents friends behavior trying I have spent my life paying attention to my art form, developing my art form, worrying about my show and what I'm bringing to people, making sure that I give them a fine trade. Gallagher my-life life people art I don't want to overthrow the government. I wanna fire 'em. Gallagher wanna government fire want I was the first one to allow a projectile to come off of the stage and into the audience. And I kind of take responsibility for the mosh pit. Gallagher come audience stage responsibility I know that I am an excellent live performer. I know that I have spent my life paying attention to my art form, developing my art form, worrying about my show and what it is I'm bringing to people, making sure that I give them a fine trade. They get a two-hour show, sometimes a three-hour show, for a decent price. Gallagher i-am my-life life art Detroit is drunken idiots. It was no surprise to me. I performed with Kenny Rogers for one year as his opening act, and I got to visit every major American city and notice the audience, and Detroit was one of the worst. Gallagher city me opening surprise I need wrong to get laughs. I need a normal world so that I can be abnormal, and that's my problem. Comedians need prejudice. Gallagher need i-can problem world
