Gallagher Browse All Authors Top 11 quotes by Gallagher Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence There's one marked 'Brightness,' but it doesn't work. Gallagher I know what people laugh at. I know their vocabulary. Gallagher laughknowvocabularypeople I don't say that I'm going to be like every other comic that's blue, or gratuitous use of language. I do try to have my own standards: I don't do everything the audience wants, and I do try to surprise them. Gallagher my-ownsurpriselanguageblue People don't know how to behave in public anymore. Gallagher howknowbehavepeople Parents are trying to be friends with their kids rather than draw the line and tell them what proper public behavior would be. Gallagher parentsfriendsbehaviortrying I have spent my life paying attention to my art form, developing my art form, worrying about my show and what I'm bringing to people, making sure that I give them a fine trade. Gallagher my-lifelifepeopleart I don't want to overthrow the government. I wanna fire 'em. Gallagher wannagovernmentfirewant I was the first one to allow a projectile to come off of the stage and into the audience. And I kind of take responsibility for the mosh pit. Gallagher comeaudiencestageresponsibility I know that I am an excellent live performer. I know that I have spent my life paying attention to my art form, developing my art form, worrying about my show and what it is I'm bringing to people, making sure that I give them a fine trade. They get a two-hour show, sometimes a three-hour show, for a decent price. Gallagher i-ammy-lifelifeart Detroit is drunken idiots. It was no surprise to me. I performed with Kenny Rogers for one year as his opening act, and I got to visit every major American city and notice the audience, and Detroit was one of the worst. Gallagher citymeopeningsurprise I need wrong to get laughs. I need a normal world so that I can be abnormal, and that's my problem. Comedians need prejudice. Gallagher needi-canproblemworld
