I like crafts that are made out of necessity because they're a little naive - you made it because you needed it. Amy Sedaris More Quotes by Amy Sedaris More Quotes From Amy Sedaris I am an aging Girl Scout. Amy Sedaris girl-scout aging girl I like people who would rather something be discovered than shoved in your face. Amy Sedaris your-face faces people If I put my mind to something, it happens. I do know that's not necessarily psychic. But I always feel like there's something around me protecting me. Amy Sedaris psychics mind feels I love theatrical props: a cup filled with solid fake tea, say, or a collection of fake food, including a rubber turkey, which, during the holidays, I wrap in tinfoil so it appears to have just come out of the oven. Amy Sedaris turkeys holiday fake Don't make anybody a homemade gift. Unless you're really good, or it's going to be really practical. If it's a little thing you think is cute 'cause you made it, just forget it. Amy Sedaris littles cute thinking I like to make things, but I looked at old craft books on weaving or mosaics or whatever, I'm like, 'I don't really know anything about that stuff.' Amy Sedaris mosaics crafts book I have no desire to carry a movie. Amy Sedaris desire My kitchen's pink, like skin-tone pink, and I lowered my spice rack so it's eye level - it's true! - and my phone, so I can reach it when I fall, it's right there. Amy Sedaris skin-tone eye fall My little brother Paul. He owns his own floor sanding business called Silly P Hardwood Floors and hes really good. Amy Sedaris brother silly littles I listen. I like to give advice. Mostly, Ill just try to listen to my friends, and theyll say the same thing over and over again. Amy Sedaris advice trying giving I live in the moment. Amy Sedaris moments live-in-the-moment The moment someone says, 'Hey, everyone, listen to the words in this song,' your party is over. Amy Sedaris song inspirational funny I have a lot of fake food in my apartment, but I'm picky about it. Old plaster food, like from the '50s is really nice, hollowed out paper-mache food from old plays - the new stuff just looks too good. Amy Sedaris fake nice play I’ve named everything that I’ve ever owned. Real or inanimate, I have to give it a first and last name. Everything in my apartment comes alive at night. Amy Sedaris real names night I wouldn't call myself a shut-in. I have the ability to leave my home; I just choose not to. But because I'm such a homebody, it's important to be surrounded by things I love. Amy Sedaris things-i-love important home I always liked my teachers, and I was in a lot of after-school projects. I was a Girl Scout until my senior year, when I couldn't be a Girl Scout anymore. I was in clubs like Junior Achievement, and I ran track and field. My grades were good, but then toward 11th grade they were nothing. I always went to summer school. Amy Sedaris senior girl summer If I'm creating something for myself, then I want to have fun. Amy Sedaris creating want fun I'm not a good storyteller. I always think I'm going to get interrupted, or something's going to get edited. I think that comes from being in a large family, so you have to get your story in really quick or someone cuts you off. Amy Sedaris cutting stories thinking I like to play unattractive people who think they're pretty. You can do what you want, but I prefer to look interesting. Amy Sedaris play people thinking If I know I have to memorize lines, I'm really gonna try to memorize lines. It's hard for me sometimes, because somebody wrote these words and you're trying really hard to get them the way they said it. Amy Sedaris lines trying way
