I like fictional stories - like, things that never happened but the seed of it starts as real. Jake M. Johnson More Quotes by Jake M. Johnson More Quotes From Jake M. Johnson I did about 10-12 national commercials and then got one line parts in things like 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' and the show 'The Unit.' Got a little part in the movie 'Redbelt' by David Mamet and kept slowly grinding up and then started getting bigger parts in independents and getting noticed by Liz Meriwether. Jake M. Johnson liz lines littles First, I wanted to be Chris Farley. When I was growing up, Chris Farley was still on the stages and fun to us. In my house, John Belushi was king. I didn't grow up when he was - I was born in '78 - the reruns of Belushi in 'Animal House,' and knowing he was at Second City, he was viewed as a king in my house. Jake M. Johnson growing-up kings fun I'm a grinding actor. That's how I've always viewed myself. You go from one job to the next. Jake M. Johnson next actors jobs I'll be honest, I like shooting 'New Girl.' I like the people. The show is still new to me. I've never done TV like this before. Jake M. Johnson girl done people I would want to go to the future, 25 years in the future, and see if the Cubs ever win a World Series. Jake M. Johnson winning world years I was really into classifieds for awhile. I'm a big negotiator. My father owned a car dealership when I was younger... it's just in my blood. Jake M. Johnson car father blood If I'm in a bar and I gotta be sitting next to some clown who's like, "It's my tune," I don't want to hear you belt out Bruce Springsteen. That's why we have jukeboxes! Let's let Bruce be Bruce. Jake M. Johnson jukebox bars tunes I try to collect money and I keep it in a special place called the bank. I collect a bunch of things called money, dollar bills, and I keep them in a safe under my bed. Jake M. Johnson bed special trying I got really into writing plays. I did that for years and years and got some produced and didn't like it as much when I wasn't able to control it. Jake M. Johnson play writing years I aspired to be a writer and then I just started getting acting work. I really didn't have a direct goal, I just knew I wanted to be in this industry telling stories and doing this for a job. I thought my path was going to be as a writer, but I'm pretty happy doing it as an actor. Jake M. Johnson acting goal jobs There are a lot of comedic actors who are just out to be the funny one and get all the laughs and they'll sacrifice your joke, the scene, the story just to be the star. All they want is attention and to be number one. You can spot those guys from a mile away and they're the worst. Jake M. Johnson sacrifice stars numbers I like to move quickly. I don't like the nature of television of just sitting around and overshooting. Jake M. Johnson sitting television moving The craziest thing about TV directing is I turned in a version, and then they made their final changes - so I don't know what they are. So I'm like, "Ooo, I'm dying to see the final print." Jake M. Johnson finals tvs dying My day job is acting - I wouldn't direct something if I didn't feel passionate about it. Jake M. Johnson passionate acting jobs I don't have an interest in being a director-for-hire on sitcoms - but if it's a really cool show that I thought I could bring something to, I would love to do that. Jake M. Johnson really-cool interest directors Everybody has their different tastes with television - there are some characters people like, some characters people hate. Jake M. Johnson hate character people When somebody is doing something really funny, in real life and as a performer, my instinct is to join them. Jake M. Johnson instinct real-life real I never thought I'd be one of those guys who gets recognized. Jake M. Johnson guy I don't believe in karaoke. Let's let the singers sing. Jake M. Johnson karaoke singers believe I've always been, in games, the bad guy. If there was ever cops and robbers I was always a robber. Jake M. Johnson cop guy games