I love graduation speeches. I have always loved them; I will always love them. Bruce Eric Kaplan More Quotes by Bruce Eric Kaplan More Quotes From Bruce Eric Kaplan We are all just little dolls of ourselves. Who occasionally pull back the curtains to reveal the real us. Bruce Eric Kaplan usjustbackreal What I like about graduation speeches is that they're an opportunity for someone to make sense of their life and to impart that wisdom to someone else. It's like a sanctioned self-help moment. Bruce Eric Kaplan momentwisdomopportunitylife My mother always bought our birthday gifts. Bruce Eric Kaplan giftsalwaysmotherbirthday When I was a kid, I would be watching TV shows like, you know, like 'Get Smart' and be like, 'That's what being an adult is.' Bruce Eric Kaplan watchingknowyousmart Of course I loved 'I Love Lucy' and saw every episode over and over again. I found it heartbreaking that Ricky got to be famous and have an exciting life at the Tropicana while Lucy was stuck in that terrible apartment with the Mertzes. Bruce Eric Kaplan famouslovedlovelife We only got clothing once a year, like, right before school began. It's like, that's when you got your clothing. Bruce Eric Kaplan youryearyouschool When I was a kid, and I was watching TV, I just loved it so much that I wanted to crawl into that TV. Bruce Eric Kaplan lovedwatchingjustkid I can't get enough of self-help books of all kinds. Bruce Eric Kaplan self-helpbooksgetenough I started trying to be a writer and failed for years. I tried novels, short stories, sitcoms, movies, plays, anything. And then, to support myself, I had millions of jobs on the fringes of show business. Bruce Eric Kaplan moviesmyselfsupportbusiness Actually, I think that 'Seinfeld' tackles the same kinds of issues as 'Six Feet Under,' just in a different way. Bruce Eric Kaplan thinkdifferentfeetway Sometimes I'll be reading something online and just get so frustrated because of what people are saying. Bruce Eric Kaplan sayingreadingsometimespeople I've had to whine for everything I've ever really wanted. Bruce Eric Kaplan everreallyeverythingwanted Traditionally, the only way I come up with cartoons is by sitting at my desk and thinking. Bruce Eric Kaplan cartoonssittingwaythinking When I'm on the set, I'll come up with ideas if I'm sort of just between responsibilities, because there's a lot of sitting around on set. Invariably, though, the stuff I come up with on the set tends to be bad. Bruce Eric Kaplan justbadsittingideas It's self-soothing for me to draw. So if I'm upset, drawing makes me less upset. Bruce Eric Kaplan lessmeupsetdrawing It was memorable the first time 'The New Yorker' bought a cartoon from me. I had been sending them batches for years every week, and they didn't respond to them. Bruce Eric Kaplan newmememorabletime I loved Charles Addams more than anything. Still love him. Bruce Eric Kaplan lovedanythingmorelove James Thurber was an inspiration because his drawings were so primitive. I am self-taught - I didn't go to art school - so I thought when I started doing them, 'If James Thurber can be a cartoonist, I can,' because his stuff is very raw. Bruce Eric Kaplan i-amthoughtartschool I'm continually working on myself. Nothing ever actually works. Bruce Eric Kaplan everworkingnothingmyself One quintessential moment in time is when you're 22, when you graduate college. And then another quintessential time is as a middle-age man. That's the convergence. Bruce Eric Kaplan momentyoumantime
