I'm a horrible girlfriend. I always was. I'm great at the beginning, because I can be very romantic. Fran Lebowitz More Quotes by Fran Lebowitz More Quotes From Fran Lebowitz Spilling your guts is just exactly as charming as it sounds. Fran Lebowitz catchy charming sound To me, the main difference between young people now and the people I was young with isn't so much style, it's the relationships they have with their parents. Their parents like them much more than ours liked us. Our parents weren't our friends. But now I see my friends on the phones with their, what, 30 - year - old kids? And they're talking about feelings. Fran Lebowitz parent kids people I always make a big effort to make a distinction between what is actually worse or what is just worse about not being 21. Of course, it's much worse not to be 21. This is a given. But there are things that are worse. Fran Lebowitz effort given bigs Now people need special costumes to ride bicycles. I mean, a helmet, what, are you an astronaut?? Fran Lebowitz special mean people I just can't smile at people for money. Fran Lebowitz people There are too many books. The books are terrible. And this is because you have been taught to have self-esteem. Fran Lebowitz taught self-esteem book China is not a great idea: capitalism and a dictator. It's like the two worst possible things you could imagine together. It's a very bad idea. Fran Lebowitz together two ideas If you can stay in love for more than two years, you're on something. Fran Lebowitz love two years Perhaps one of the more noteworthy trends of our time is the occupation of buildings accompanied by the taking of hostages. The perpetrators of these deeds are generally motivated by political grievance, social injustice, and the deeply felt desire to see how they look on TV. Fran Lebowitz political deeds desire Contrary to what many of you may imagine, a career in letters is not without its drawbacks - chief among them the unpleasant fact that one is frequently called upon to sit down and write. Fran Lebowitz careers letters writing People elect the President for reasons that have nothing to do with his ability to be president. Fran Lebowitz president reason people Even when America is not working that well, it still works better than other places. Fran Lebowitz wells stills america People always say "pop culture." As if we have some high culture to distinguish it from. Fran Lebowitz pops culture people I have friends, some of whom are spectacularly good writers, who really want someone to edit them. I don't register that impulse. It's like the impulse for wanting a dog. Fran Lebowitz impulse dog want Japanese food is very pretty and undoubtedly a suitable cuisine in Japan, which is largely populated by people of below average size. Hostesses hell-bent on serving such food to occidentals would be well advised to supplement it with something more substantial and to keep in mind that almost everybody likes french fries. Fran Lebowitz japan food average People are constantly telling me, whether they are friends who feel sorry for me, because I can't find a place to live, or real estate agents, "You can't afford an apartment the size you need with this many books. Why don't you just put some of your books in storage?" And I always say the same thing: "What if I told you I had four children? Would you say, 'You just can't afford to house four children. Why don't you just put two of them in storage?'" That's how I feel. Fran Lebowitz real sorry children Citizen's Band radio renders one accessible to a wide variety of people from all walks of life. It should not be forgotten that all walks of life include conceptual artists, dry cleaners, and living poets. Fran Lebowitz citizens artist people Local television shows do not, in general, supply make-up artists. The exception to this is Los Angeles, an unusually generous city in this regard, since they also provide this service for radio appearances. Fran Lebowitz artist cities television I had to go on TV with the president of the Catholic League, which is not an official organization at all, just a lot of Catholics, or maybe it's just this guy. He demanded to de-fund art completely and argued that taxpayers should not pay for it. I said people who represent the Catholic Church shouldn't talk about taxes. Fran Lebowitz organization people art Writing is so hard. Why would you be a writer if you weren't really good at it? If you could be anything else, why would you be a writer? Fran Lebowitz hard ifs writing