I'm grown ass man and grown ass men can do whatever they want, got it? Zach Braff More Quotes by Zach Braff More Quotes From Zach Braff Of course killing people is 'wrong', but I think history shows that sometimes it serves the greater good. Zach Braff sometimespeoplethinking If you're dumb enough to volunteer for the army, I don't see why we're supposed to feel so bad when you get shot. I'm not saying we should throw a party or anything, but is it such a tragedy? If I'd gotten shot before I made 'Garden State', yeah, that's a tragedy, but some red-state hick getting his legs blown off? Come on. Zach Braff armypartygarden I'm hanging out with my New York friends, my Jersey boys, my family and loving every single second of it. Zach Braff jerseynew-yorkboys It turns out Superman is weak to Kryptonite and horses. Zach Braff kryptonitehorseweak You know, I've occasionally tried to watch other shows besides Scrubs, but comparing them is a bit like me competing in the special Olympics. Obviously I would win without contest, but the point is that they are trying their best. Zach Braff specialwinningtrying Sometimes you just gotta use what God gave you to the best of your abilities. Zach Braff abilityusesometimes You know I was just taking a dump one day, and then as I sat there I realized, I really do deserve better. Zach Braff dumpdeserve-betterone-day Well, I'm not saying that America is a bad place or anything. I just think 9/11 needed to happen sooner or later. Zach Braff wellsamericathinking I'd really like to give back to the world, but everything I've achieved, I've earned on my own, so what's the point? Zach Braff giving-backgivingworld I don't think that other races are inferior, I just think that there's something special about white people. Sometimes, when I think about all the things white people have accomplished throughout history, I smile, and I nod, and I think to myself, 'Yeah, I'm glad I'm on that team.' Zach Braff teamracethinking When I was little I always wanted to drive a train. That, and become a baker. Zach Braff bakerswantedlittles I'm kind of jealous of the life I'm supposedly leading. Zach Braff jealouskind Prohibition didn't work, so why should emancipation work? I think we should just stick with a system that has proven to be effective. Zach Braff prohibitionsticksthinking I think in a play it's wise to just sit back and watch other actors and be able to shape it from the audience. Zach Braff wiseplaythinking I procrastinate so much and I get distracted by anything. Zach Braff procrastinatingdistracted The best way to travel abroad is to live with the locals. Zach Braff best-waylocalsway I really like just super dry comedy. Zach Braff drycomedy I don't care about image and all that nonsense. I'm in sweat pants every day. I don't play the game at all. Zach Braff sweatgamesplay The easiest way to lose something is to want it too badly. Zach Braff loseswantway I love signing autographs! Sometimes, when people ask me for one, I keep the photo for myself and frame it. It's a Win-Win situation really; I get an extra 25 dollars in my pocket AND another portrait for my bedroom. Zach Braff pocketswinningpeople
