I'm higher than a hippie at Woodstock.

Ray Hudson

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Giving Cristiano that much time and space on the ball is like giving Dracula the keys to the blood bank

space keys blood

They tell me that all men are equal in God's eyes, this player (Messi) makes you seriously think about those words.

eye player men

Real Madrid fans have to wear sunglasses while watching their team because this star-studded team of diamonds is just astonishing.

team stars real

Ozil could find the needle in a haystack with his sense of smell.

needles smell football

But if there was no Barcelona why would you get out of bed in the morning?

barcelona bed morning

Raul, man, he's like a Twinkie. He would survive a nuclear war.

soccer men war

And little blondie says, I want to be like him. I doubt it very much

doubt want littles

Get off your sofa and pick your jawbones off the floor, that was a world-class save.

sofas class world

We are being spoilt in Aladdin's cave today, and each goal seemingly better than the last.

caves goal today

Messi and the Brazilian come up to Rafinha and say “you're one of us now kid”

messi come-up kids