I'm networking. Because who needs to deal with this kind of nonsense? Brad Williams More Quotes by Brad Williams More Quotes From Brad Williams Now, I've gotten to the point in my career, I'm 13 years in, to where I know that I'm funny. I know that I'm good at this. Brad Williams careers knows years It's extremely important for people to be informed and to be educated and to know what's going in their community and in their country, but every now and then you just kind of want to turn the brain off for a little bit and just laugh and be silly. Brad Williams silly laughing country I don't take too many things too seriously. Brad Williams I don't think I'm extremely intelligent by any means. Brad Williams intelligent mean thinking I kind of want to know a little bit about everything. Brad Williams kind want littles I'm constantly watching satirical news programs, and just - I never want to be in a situation where someone could yell out a topic and I will have absolutely no opinion on it whatsoever, or just not even know it exists. Brad Williams topics news want Everyone's extremely and easily offended now. Brad Williams easily-offended offended I like to talk about very different topics. I like to jump around a lot because I don't want people to come see me and then for an hour I tell jokes about being a little person. I just don't want that to happen. I understand that it's part of me, that's the first thing that you notice and it's something that people are curious about. Brad Williams topics people firsts I admire ventriloquists, because I can't do that. I mean, I might get mistaken for a ventriloquist dummy every now and then, but I can't do what they do. Brad Williams now-and-then might mean I'm in awe of comedians that do things that I can't do, whether it be a one-liner comic like Anthony Jeselnik, whether it be social issues commentary, whether it be - hell, Carrot Top. I can't be Carrot Top. I can't. Brad Williams one-liner comedian issues Freedom of speech does not mean that you have to agree with everything that a comedian says, but that comedian should have the freedom to be able to try to make that funny. It's the attempt that I'm trying to defend so hard, no necessarily the execution. Brad Williams freedom-of-speech should-have mean I'm not going to talk too much politics because I'm not smart enough to do that. Brad Williams smart too-much enough There are things that I won't joke about, but it's not because I don't think they're funny or they can't be made funny. It's just that they don't fit my particular skill set. Brad Williams fit skills thinking It's when I make a joke about Indian people and then a white person comes up to me and says, "That's wrong. You should not talk about Indian people," and the Indian people are over in the audience like, "I thought that joke was hilarious." That is so weird. Then why are you getting mad? You're burning unnecessary calories. You're getting made for the sake of getting mad. I don't understand it. Brad Williams mad white people I don't get all the anger that is thrown at comedians. Brad Williams thrown comedian It's very confusing to me why people take comedians so seriously. Brad Williams comedian confusing people I don't know why you'd go to a comedian and say, "You know what? You have a large menu of items, but this one thing I did not like and therefore, you should be shut down. You should cease to make a living and you should be thrown out in the streets." Brad Williams menus comedian should Every now and then we're going to fail. Brad Williams now-and-then failing Every now and then you'll say something that didn't quite work. But the important thing is, as a comic, you try to learn why it didn't. And then you adjust and figure out how to either make it work or just abandon it because it's just not funny. Brad Williams now-and-then important trying Everyone just wants to hear the exact jokes that apply to them and want to - everyone wants a perfectly crafted joke for them. Brad Williams jokes want
