I'm not a party guy, and I'm not a Hollywood guy, either. Larry the Cable Guy More Quotes by Larry the Cable Guy More Quotes From Larry the Cable Guy I've been fortunate, I've been blessed, and I attribute my success to all my fans. People want to do things with you when you have a big fan base, and I have a great fan base. Larry the Cable Guy fansblessedpeople I know I don't want to take the Lord's name in vain, and I don't want to drop any F-bombs. Larry the Cable Guy bombsnameswant I don't hate anybody. My character is one thing, but me as an individual is completely different. Larry the Cable Guy differenthatecharacter We try to make the name longer and longer every year. First, it was 'Larry the Cable Guy's Christmas Spectacular.' Then it was 'It's a Very Larry Christmas.' Now it's 'Larry the Cable Guy's Hula-palooza Christmas Luau.' I'll tell you what it is: It's funny. That's what it is. Who cares what the name of it is? It is a funny special. Larry the Cable Guy guynamesyears I LOVE THE COMEDY CLUBS AND THE CLOSENESS OF THE CROWD. HOWEVER THE MORE YA DO THE BIG ROOMS THEY START TO BECOME YOUR HOME AS WELL AND YOU ADJUST TO THE SURROUNDINGS. I LOVE THEM BOTH. I MISS THE CLUBS BUT THATS WHAT YA WORK FOR TO DO THE BIG ROOMS! Larry the Cable Guy crowdsmissinghome I disagree with a lot of things, but hey, what a person does is between them and their maker. I can disagree with somebody, and I can still be friends with them. Larry the Cable Guy heymakersdoe I've always thought if you don't like what somebody says, don't hang out with that person. Why do you have to complain about it? Here's the thing. I don't hang out with, and I'm not friends with anybody that would offend me or I think offends me or lives a different way than I do. Larry the Cable Guy differentcomplainingthinking I'm always wearing a Nebraska hat. Most of the time I'm wearing something that's got a Husker something on it. I make sure I have it on TV but I have it regularly. Larry the Cable Guy nebraskahatstvs When I started doing my act, I wasn't married and didn't have kids. I was probably 29 years old. Some people say that's not a kid, but when you're 50, and you look back to when you were 30, you were a kid. You look back on your 30s and think, "I was an idiot!" But I would just do things then I thought were funny. I couldn't have cared less who thought anything about it. Larry the Cable Guy kidsyearsthinking When I look at my audience, I can tell better who's in the crowd and the kind of joke I shouldn't do. It's just complicated. I guess I sift through to make sure these jokes are a little different with not such a harsh edge to them. That's pretty much how I handle the crowd. Larry the Cable Guy crowdsdifferentlooks THE ONLY GOOD THING IS MY FANS LIKE ME AND COME TO SEE ME AND THATS ALL THAT MATTERS. EVERYBODY ELSE CAN KISS MY ASS. IF THEY DONT LIKE MY POLITICAL INCORRECTNESS THEN THEY CAN KEEP THEIR UPTIGHT P C ASS AWAY FROM MY SHOW. ITS THAT EASY. Larry the Cable Guy kissingpoliticalfans I was pretty subdued [as a kid ] because I didn't want to get spanked, and I didn't want to go to Hell. Larry the Cable Guy hellwantkids I was born and raised in Pawnee City, Nebraska. I lived right next to the sale barn and I raised pigs. My dad was a guidance counselor at Wymore High School. He was also a preacher and did farming as well. We leased out our crop land but had cattle and horses. Larry the Cable Guy horsedadschool Guns don't kill people, husbands who come home early from work kill people Larry the Cable Guy husbandgunhome Its nice if people can finally loosen up a little bit and just go out laugh at silliness. I mean, people take themselves way too seriously sometimes. Larry the Cable Guy nicemeanpeople People always ask my mom what I did as a kid. My mom says, "He wasn't a bad kid. He was never an unruly kid, always listened and obeyed." Larry the Cable Guy momkidspeople I think everybody is entitled to say whatever they want. I'm not going to call for anybody to be fired. That's not what America is all about. Larry the Cable Guy wantamericathinking I'm more of a rodeo type guy. Larry the Cable Guy rodeotypeguy I'm saying, come on, the global warming thing? How did the ice melt during the ice ages? Was the dinosaurs driving SUVs around back then? Larry the Cable Guy dinosaursiceage I don't judge people by their accent, or how they word things, or how grammatically correct their speech is. Some of the smartest men in the world couldn't spell. I judge a person by their character. Larry the Cable Guy charactermenpeople
