I'm not a religious person. I don't have any desire. To me it's imitative of a conventional culture. I'm all for it for anybody. I totally have a free and open feeling about how other humans want to live their lives. It's just not something that has any real significance for me.

Lily Tomlin

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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're sti... by Lily Tomlin

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

meaningful inspirational funny

I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. T... by Lily Tomlin

I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.

i-realized inspiring

Maybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating i... by Lily Tomlin

Maybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself.

ifs history people

Success is a ladder that cannot be climbed with your hands in you... by Lily Tomlin

Success is a ladder that cannot be climbed with your hands in your pocket -

ladders pockets hands

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have b... by Lily Tomlin

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.

inspirational life funny

Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?

inspirational life funny

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.

honesty work country

There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin i... by Lily Tomlin

There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.

skins humorous fun

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the li... by Lily Tomlin

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?

beauty inspirational funny

Don't be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.

failure inspiring fall

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. by Lily Tomlin

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

humorous funny book

The best mind-altering drug is the truth. by Lily Tomlin

The best mind-altering drug is the truth.

drug truth mind

Wouldn't it be great if we all grew up to be what we wanted to be? The world would be full of nurses, firemen, and ballerinas.

would-be nurse world

You are what you think ... geez, that's frightening. by Lily Tomlin

You are what you think ... geez, that's frightening.

frightening thinking

We are people with lives, not consumers with lifestyles. by Lily Tomlin

We are people with lives, not consumers with lifestyles.

consumers lifestyle people

What goes up must come down. But don't expect it to come down whe... by Lily Tomlin

What goes up must come down. But don't expect it to come down where you can find it.

golf

I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think ab... by Lily Tomlin

I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.

education appreciation teacher

For fast-acting relief try slowing down. by Lily Tomlin

For fast-acting relief try slowing down.

stress breakup inspirational

My politics are just inclined to be empathetic and humanistic. I grew up with so many different kinds of people with different politics, different religion, no religion, no politics, education, no education, and I was infatuated with all of them.

different kind people

No matter how cynical you become, it's never enough to keep up. by Lily Tomlin

No matter how cynical you become, it's never enough to keep up.

cynical enough matter