I'm not invited to any exciting parties and my life hasn't really changed. Karl Pilkington More Quotes by Karl Pilkington More Quotes From Karl Pilkington The great pyramid is overrated. It's a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to be tiny. Karl Pilkington tinydesignpyramids it annoys me a bit how people like squirrels but not rats. at the end of the day they're the same thing, except that squirrels have had a better upbringing. Karl Pilkington squirrelsthe-end-of-the-daypeople I always have a problem liking things that I'm told I should like. This has been the problem with most of the Wonders I have seen so far. The fact that this one is called the 'Great' Wall of China annoys me. I'll decide if it's great or not. It might end up being the 'All Right Wall of China' to me. Karl Pilkington wallmightfacts A single vision is more perfect than a committee vision because with everyone having their say, it becomes compromised. Karl Pilkington committeesvisionperfect Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a baby again. Karl Pilkington stufflittlesbaby As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th. Karl Pilkington babyfunnyjesus I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about. Karl Pilkington pethouseanimal People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn't necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs off. That would change my life. Karl Pilkington life-changingmeankids It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating. Karl Pilkington pandasdyingsitting Avocados, it's a food that ain't worth injuring yourself for. If it's a hassle to get into, leave it to the experts. Karl Pilkington avocadosexpertsfunny The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife. Karl Pilkington cafestattoowife People say Dolphins are intelligent and that but they’ve never done anything that have blown me away. They say I’m a div and Dolphins are intelligent…It just baffles me. Karl Pilkington dolphinsintelligentpeople Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back. Karl Pilkington toads People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right? Karl Pilkington animalpeoplethinking People eat duck and you think, well, we've got loads of chickens, leave the ducks alone! Karl Pilkington duckspeoplethinking A problem solved is a problem caused. Karl Pilkington problem I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture. Karl Pilkington mimepeoplelooks The reason I did the book about holidays is that you're a different person on holiday. You're sleeping somewhere unfamiliar, knocking about with people you've never met and for 10 days you're someone else. You're out of your comfortable zone. Karl Pilkington holidaysleepbook You never get an angry man suddenly breaking into a whistle. Karl Pilkington angryangry-manmen I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things. Karl Pilkington agepeoplethinking
