I'm not trying to fall in love on the Jersey Shore. I'm just trying to hook up. Pauly D More Quotes by Pauly D More Quotes From Pauly D You gotta stay 'fresh to death,' I call it. Fresh outfit, fresh haircut, fresh tan. Just stay fresh. Pauly D jersey-shore haircuts You don't come in here on Sunday with a big banana and expect everything to be peaches. Pauly D peaches bananas sunday My boss seems to think that my hair is gonna fall off & go into the ice cream. This hair ain't movin' my dude. 150mph on the highway on a street bike it doesn't move! What makes you think it's gonna move in a gelato shop? Pauly D fall moving thinking I was born and raised a guido. It's just a lifestyle, it's being Italian, it's representing, family, friends, tanning, gel, everything. Pauly D tanning lifestyle italian My hair didn't even move an inch and I was in and out of the water. My hair's windproof, waterproof, soccerproof, motocycleproof. I'm not sure if my hair's bulletproof I'm not willin' to try that. Pauly D hair water moving The Situation's style is like super obnoxiously aggressive. Pauly D aggressive situation style Ronnie's new nickname is IFF. The I'm F*%ked Foundation. He's a client and the president! Pauly D nicknames foundation president I travel every single day, but I make it a point to hit the gym. I want to look good for the summer. Pauly D summer want looks There's no way I'm going to Jersey without my hair gel, can't leave without my gel. Pauly D jersey hair way Before Jersey Shore, I was a DJ struggling to promote, deejaying six nights a week and hustling to pack clubs. Pauly D hustle struggle night This is the biggest night of my entire life and everybody's career rides on my DJ set Pauly D djs careers night In a weird Snookers world, like me and Snookers would make the best, like, little guidos and guidettes, little poofs and blow-outs on our little kids. Pauly D blow kids world I heart Jewish girls... oh my God. Pauly D girl heart I will do Dancing with the Stars when my career dips. Pauly D careers dancing stars Being called Angelina is like one of the worst things you could ever be called. Pauly D worst-things worst Miami’s like paradise. And I think the beaches are topless. So we’re gonna spend a lot of time at the beach. Pauly D paradise beach thinking My girl, the brunette, has an unbelievable ass that you read about. Pauly D brunette ass girl I really love Las Vegas. Its, like, my favorite place to be. I love to DJ out there. It is the place to be as a DJ. Pauly D favorite-places vegas my-favorite I love being on tour and having my own tour bus. Pauly D bus my-own love-is Now it's not D.T.F., It's now, diapers, tantrums and formula. Pauly D tantrums diapers formulas
