I'm the most awkward person in the world, but onstage, I'm completely fine. I could run around in a thong and not care. Pete Davidson More Quotes by Pete Davidson More Quotes From Pete Davidson I'm not making fun of it because I want to make fun of it. I'm making fun of it so I feel better. I don't want people to think any time there's a tragedy that I'm going to make a joke about it. It's only funny to me because it's personal to me. And that was always the goal. It wasn't to be this insult person. Pete Davidson feel-betterfunthinking I have to do stand-up. I have to do something comedy-involved every day or else I will lose my mind. I already am, but I would go more nuts. Pete Davidson mind I just really want to do stand-up and act in stuff that I like. And do stuff that makes me really happy. Pete Davidson really-happy I don't want idiots in my audience. So if me coming forward with what my beliefs are is what you need to hear to not be a fan anymore, that's great. That means next time I show up in whatever said city, your dumb ass won't be there. Pete Davidson dumbbeliefmean It's not good to be lit all the time and have no clear-headed thoughts. Pete Davidson lit I don't like going out. I'm more of a watch TV, hang out, Netflix kind of guy. I don't like leaving; I don't like talking to people. It gives me anxiety. Pete Davidson meanxietytalkingpeople Things that I feel really sad about, I talk about. That way, if it's funny, it doesn't hurt anymore. Pete Davidson feelsadhurtfunny 'SNL' has changed my career because it gave it a platform to be seen. And I really feel like the Weekend Update desk is where I am given the opportunity to shine on that show. Pete Davidson shinei-amfeelopportunity I'm not the first person to say this, but communication at 'SNL' - I don't want to say it's not good, but unless you ask questions, you will not know what's going on. Pete Davidson goodknowyoucommunication I started doing stand-up when I was 16, my junior year in high school. My two friends and I would sit at home watching stand-up. They kept saying I should try it, and so I did. Pete Davidson friendshigh-schoolhomeschool My jokes have definitely changed. 'SNL' has helped with that, because when you're on 'SNL,' you have to kind of pay attention to the news. I feel like my material has gotten smarter now. Pete Davidson feelyounewsattention There are people for everybody, and luckily, I found mine. Pete Davidson mineeverybodyfoundpeople I get nervous all the time. The only time I'm not nervous is onstage, which is weird. Pete Davidson weirdonlynervoustime There have been a couple of times when kids that weren't nice to me in high school are like, 'Hey, man!' And I'm just like, 'Yeah. Thank you very much.' Pete Davidson meyoumanthank-you You can't say whatever you want on network television. Pete Davidson sayyouwanttelevision I always wanted my stand-up to feel like not just a show, but like you're hanging out with someone for an hour. I like to just talk. Pete Davidson feelsomeoneyoualways I don't let a lot of people know about my dad dying on 9/11. It's not a way to introduce yourself. So I never told anybody, and then I would do jokes about it... and I think people thought I was lying about it. Which would be crazy! Pete Davidson yourselfdadcrazypeople I was the class clown in high school, but I always took it too far, so nobody liked me. I was annoying. Like, I would get a laugh and then keep going and keep going. Pete Davidson laughmekeep-goingschool I bombed so much as a standup that messing up doesn't matter to me anymore. I kind of enjoy bombing sometimes - I try and make everybody hate me more. Like, once I know it's not going well, I can just have fun. Pete Davidson meenjoyhatesometimes I have no idea how to do sketches, believe it or not. Pete Davidson ideahowno-ideabelieve
