I only write about stuff that sort of happens to me, and then I blow it up into a much funnier version. Jason Jones More Quotes by Jason Jones More Quotes From Jason Jones Justice is blind until she gets the person that blinded her. Then it's payback time. Jason Jones payback blind justice I look for three things. Number One is does the film promote the beauty and dignity of the human person? Number Two is does this film promote the transcendent moral order? And three, does it promote natural affection? Jason Jones numbers two order Everything that I write about is a kernel of something that probably happened to me or one of my writers that I've co-opted and made it seem like it's mine. Jason Jones writing I never went to church a day in my life. The dominant religion (influence) in my family was my grandfather who was a Scientologist. Jason Jones influence church grandfather I think that winning the battle in Hollywood is a necessary condition to winning the culture war. Jason Jones winning war thinking So often times we see these films that erode human dignity...films that deny the transcendent moral order of the moral universe. They're always eroding natural affections for families. Fathers betray their commitments, children's are always portrayed as brats and disobedient, marriages are always in crisis and struggle. I think (for) most of us, that's not the lives we live. We're always being challenged, we always have challenges but we love our families, we love our spouse, we love our children. Jason Jones struggle father children I've been very fortunate in my life. Jason Jones my-life been fortunate life You can find comedy anywhere. Jason Jones anywhere find you comedy As long as Fox News continues to exist, you've got comedy. Jason Jones you news comedy long I can only speak for myself, but you never set out to be funny. You just set out to play the scenes real, and hopefully the funny comes. Jason Jones myself you speak funny The Holiday Inn Express brand is known for great service, comfortable beds, all-you-can-eat ice from machines at every hotel, so I was pretty excited when they asked me to be a part of their Smart Thinking Platform. Jason Jones great me service holiday Kids are appendages on so many family sitcoms. They'll come in, they'll make half a joke, and then they're like, 'OK, gotta go to school,' or 'I'm going to my room.' And then you never see them again. Jason Jones never you family school The suburbs have this veneer of happiness, you know? This veneer of the ideal life. From afar, it's all together - white picket fence, nice house - but you peel away one little layer, and it all comes crumbling down. Jason Jones you together happiness life It's one of my favourite types of comedy, just the awkward moments on camera. For many people, it's unbearable to watch, but I love seeing it when it's done right. Jason Jones camera comedy love people Fletcher Jones, is that not a quarterback's name? My kid is going to be a quarterback for the Hamilton Tiger Cats one day. Jason Jones tiger cats name day People feel really uncomfortable when there's silence. Jason Jones feel uncomfortable silence people With as much media as there is out there, there's always something that someone says that's stupid that you can make fun of. Jason Jones you media stupid fun Who doesn't want to be in the pictures? Jason Jones pictures who want For news, I follow 'The New York Times,' 'The New Yorker,' and 'ProPublica.' For entertainment, I like The A.V. Club and The Onion. Jason Jones follow new news entertainment I have a very short attention span, so books have never been my thing. Jason Jones short books never attention
