I poke fun of everybody and everything. And who's easier to make fun of than your mother? Alexis Stewart More Quotes by Alexis Stewart More Quotes From Alexis Stewart I like when she [Martha Stewart] demonstrates how to transport a potted plant while wearing Hermes pants and uses enough packing material to move a whole house. But we're just moving one plant. Really you just put the plant in a truck and go. Alexis Stewart pants house moving A child is your legacy. What better thing can you do in life than put a really good person in the world who's going to make it a better place? Alexis Stewart legacy children world I grew up with a glue gun pointed at my head. Alexis Stewart glue grew-up gun If I didnt do something perfectly, I had to do it again. I grew up with a glue gun pointed at my head. Alexis Stewart glue grew-up gun The more storage you have, the more stuff you accumulate. Alexis Stewart more you storage stuff If you want to punish somebody, never talking to them again is a really good method. Alexis Stewart never good you talking Hugging is not my shtick. Alexis Stewart hugging If you're nasty to me in my place of business, I'm going to be really nasty back. Alexis Stewart place me you business I'm very close to my mother, but not a single other person in my family. Alexis Stewart person single family mother Did I get to go to my friends' houses and eat junk food? Sure. And I'm a great cook. And, guess what? There's no prepared food in my house. Alexis Stewart great friends house food I don't think a lot of women know how much their chances of having a child diminish as they age. Alexis Stewart child think women age I'm proud to be Martha Stewart's daughter. Alexis Stewart martha daughter proud I'm a better cook and more of a perfectionist than my mother. Alexis Stewart than more better mother
