I sing in the car if I'm in LA, because you're like soundproofed. Jimmy Fallon More Quotes by Jimmy Fallon More Quotes From Jimmy Fallon According to a new poll, Republicans are more likely to have a doughnut for breakfast, while Democrats prefer to eat bagels and croissants. While Independents are that annoying friend who's still looking at the menu after 15 minutes. Jimmy Fallon bagelsrepublicanbreakfast Shepard Fairey, the street artist responsible for President Obama's 'Hope' poster, is now facing vandalism charges in Detroit. It's pretty serious. Detroit officials say the artist's spray paint caused over $9,000 worth of improvements. Jimmy Fallon vandalismartistpresident You only think of the best comeback when you leave. Jimmy Fallon comebackthinking Arizona just became the 15th state to approve medical marijuana. So I give it three days before they stop caring about the whole immigration thing. Jimmy Fallon marijuanacaringgiving The federal government is starting to plan for climate change by making extended forecasts that can help people plan for extreme weather - because what can go wrong when you combine the efficiency of government with the accuracy of weathermen? Jimmy Fallon governmentweatherpeople This week a man was arrested for jumping over the White House fence and trying to spray paint a political message. If that guy really wanted to get a message to the president, he could have just written it in an email to literally anyone. Jimmy Fallon jumpingwhitemen There's always going to be someone out there... who doesn't believe in you or who thinks your head is too big or you're not smart enough. But those are the people you need to ignore, and those are the times you need to just keep doing what you love doing. Jimmy Fallon smartbelievethinking I just feel like people like a little break. Especially at 12:37 at night, you go, like, 'I'm just tired of the snarky right now. I just want to lie down and have somebody make me laugh for an hour. Entertain me, and then I'm going to sleep with a smile on my face.' That's my job; that's what I do. Jimmy Fallon sleepjobslying Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason. Jimmy Fallon starslooksway New Defense Secretary Ashton Carter said that he is open to letting transgender people serve in the military. He said there's no reason to prevent people from being generals just because of their privates. Jimmy Fallon defensemilitarypeople In a new interview, the president discussed the upcoming election. He said that Hillary Clinton is going to do great as a presidential candidate. When asked how Biden would do, Obama said, 'Hillary's going to do great.' Jimmy Fallon bidenpresidentialinterviews Marco Rubio's presidential campaign has raised $40 million in the last week. When he heard that, Rubio said, 'Hey, any chance I can drop out of the race and just keep the 40 million?' Jimmy Fallon presidentialcampaignsrace Thank you... fantasy football draft, for letting me know that even in my fantasies, I am bad at sports. Jimmy Fallon fantasyfootballsports I read that yesterday, the Mexican peso hit its lowest point since March of 2009. In fact, things got so bad, it was seen leaving a bar with the American dollar. Jimmy Fallon mexicanmoneyyesterday I'd do entire music videos in my bedroom, where I used to stand in front of my television memorizing the moves to Michael Jackson's 'Beat It.' Jimmy Fallon videotelevisionmoving President Obama and Mitt Romney both gave commencement speeches over the last few days. Obama was like, 'You can be whatever you want to be,' while Romney was like, 'I can be whatever you want me to be.' Jimmy Fallon speechpresidentwant President Obama is launching a new $6 billion space policy that will ultimately take astronauts to Mars. Of course, it's $6 billion and $45 if the astronauts have a carry-on. Jimmy Fallon marsspacepresident According to a new report, since he's been governor, Chris Christie has spent $82,000 at a concession stand at MetLife Stadium. Now, I know it seems like the perfect story for a Chris Christie joke but I'm actually on a Chris Christie joke diet. So nothing for me, thanks. Jimmy Fallon thanksstoriesperfect Tomorrow President Obama will host NASCAR racing champion Kevin Harvick at the White House. They both said they look forward to spending an hour or two not having the slightest interest in what the other is saying. Jimmy Fallon nascar-racingwhitetwo Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders is expected to announce tomorrow that he is running for president, making him Hillary Clinton's only Democratic challenger so far. Or as Hillary put it, 'Oooo, appetizers!' Jimmy Fallon vermontpresidentrunning
