Quotes by Bagels You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork. Al Yankovic pitchforks bagels faces I can't be skinny all the time. I like to drink and I like to eat. I like burgers and bagels. Chelsea Handler bagels skinny burgers I've said this before, and I say it again. Bagels can be an enormous power for good or for evil. It is up to us to decide how we will use them. Daniel Pinkwater bagels use evil My sister married a German. He complained he couldn't get a good Emo Philips bagels faults home I actually put peanut butter on my bagel. I really like peanut butter and I like to ruin the bagel. You know what's even crazier that I do sometimes? I do cinnamon raisin bagels with peanut butter. It is really, really out there. Evan Peters cinnamon bagels peanut-butter I'm a bagel on a plate full of onion rolls! Fanny Brice bagels plates onions I'll eat the hell out of a bagel. That's what I do Jade Puget bagels hell When I was 17, I worked at a bagel shop - I ate so many! I was also in all the school musicals, which we rehearsed for during the afternoons. Jenna Ushkowitz afternoon bagels school I just look at a bagel and my ass gets bigger! Jillian Michaels bagels ass looks According to a new poll, Republicans are more likely to have a doughnut for breakfast, while Democrats prefer to eat bagels and croissants. While Independents are that annoying friend who's still looking at the menu after 15 minutes. Jimmy Fallon bagels republican breakfast I definitely invented the everything bagel. There's no doubt. It's undeniable truth. It's one of those things that's 100% true, 50% of the time. Joe Bastianich no-doubt bagels doubt Bagel in the morning is the ultimate breakfast for me; they're just good. Lee DeWyze bagels morning breakfast We do it early like Cheerios and a bagel Nicki Minaj bragging bagels I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. Sara Sheridan sushi bagels soul In New York, I like it when you can get bagels at 3 in the morning. Shepard Smith bagels new-york morning Just out of curiosity, can an immortal choke to death on a bagel? (Francesca) Sherrilyn Kenyon bagels choke curiosity I'll show Luke I can fit into the city. I'll show him I can be a true New Yorker. I'll go the gym, and then I'll eat a bagel, and I'll ... shoot someone, maybe? Or maybe just the gym will be enough. Sophie Kinsella bagels fit cities