I talk s --- for a living — that’s why this is so baffling to me, if you’re taking vaccine advice from me, is that really my fault ? What dumb s --- were you about to do when my stupid idea sounded better ? ‘ You know that dude who made people eat animal d --- s on TV ? How does he feel about medicine ? ’ If you want my advice, do n’t take my advice.

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If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.

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The people I know that have the hardest time keeping it together emotionally are people that don't workout.

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There's only 2 reasons that you hate gay marriage; by Joe Rogan

There's only 2 reasons that you hate gay marriage;

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The number one reason why marijuana is illegal is because the Pharma Cartel does not want you to grow your own medicine. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp paper. The first car ever made ran on hemp oil. Hemp seeds are also the healthiest food on the planet with the highest protein content out of any plant.

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The time you spend hating on someone robs you of your own time. You are literally hating on yourself and you don't even realize it.

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In order to be truly great at something you have to give into a c... by Joe Rogan

In order to be truly great at something you have to give into a certain amount of madness.

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Build confidence and momentum with each good decision you make from here on out and choose to be inspired.

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One of the most fascinating lessons I've absorbed about life is t... by Joe Rogan

One of the most fascinating lessons I've absorbed about life is that the struggle is good.

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So instead of investing your time in a passion, you’ve sold your life to work for an uncaring machine that doesn’t understand you. That’s the problem with our society. And what’s the reward? Go home and get a big TV.

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Aspire to be the man you pretend to be when you're trying to get... by Joe Rogan

Aspire to be the man you pretend to be when you're trying to get laid.

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Excellence in anything increases your potential in everything. by Joe Rogan

Excellence in anything increases your potential in everything.

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There's a very famous Miyamoto Musashi quote. "Once you understand the way broadly, you can see it in all things." The idea is once you understand what excellence is all about, whether it's in painting, or carpentry or martial arts, that you see how that excellence manifests itself in any discipline. I think that all the different things that I do enhance all the other things that I do.

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This country has a mental health problem disguised as a gun problem, and a tyranny problem disguised as a security problem.

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I realized a long time ago that instead of being jealous you can be inspired and appreciative. It carries more energy to you.

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Faith itself is a horrible mechanism that stunts the growth of ideas. It also stunts the act of questioning, and it does this by pushing the idea that you have to have faith - and that nothing has to be proven.

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To really appreciate life you got to know you're going to die. by Joe Rogan

To really appreciate life you got to know you're going to die.

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Greatness and madness are next door neighbours; and they borrow each other's sugar. You don't get there without the other.

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The people who could most benefit from the self-reflective ego-dissolving qualities of cannabis are the ones that want it to be illegal.

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If you attach your mind to any ideology, you're going to be on a road, and that road may or may not lead you in a good direction. But you're gonna stay on that road because you are attached to an ideology. It could be a terrible road, but you stick with it regardless of rational thinking.

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That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.

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