I think once years ago somebody asked me what would I do if a guy like him came to my house with a whole film crew and started filming away like he did with Charlton Heston, unfortunately Charlton Heston was ill at the time with Alzheimer's. But I thought if somebody was on your property you could shoot him.

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I have a very strict gun control policy: if there's a gun around,... by Clint Eastwood

I have a very strict gun control policy: if there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it.

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Respect your efforts, respect yourself. Self-respect leads to self-discipline. When you have both firmly under your belt, that's real power.

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One day we will look back and realize that the Barack Obama Presidency was the biggest fraud ever perpetrated on the American people.

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Extremism is so easy. You've got your position, and that's it. It doesn't take much thought. And when you go far enough to the right you meet the same idiots coming around from the left.

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Secretly everybody's getting tired of political correctness, kissing up. That's the kiss-ass generation we're in right now. We're really in a pussy generation. Everybody's walking on eggshells. We see people accusing people of being racist and all kinds of stuff. When I grew up, those things weren't called racist.

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Participating in a gun buy-back program because you think that criminals have too many guns is like having yourself castrated because you think your neighbors have too many kids.

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I'm interested in the fact that the less secure a man is, the more likely he is to have extreme prejudice.

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If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster. by Clint Eastwood

If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.

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Maybe I`m getting to the age when I`m starting to be senile or nostalgic or both, but people are so angry now. You used to be able to disagree with people and still be friends. Now you hear these talk shows, and everyone who believes differently from you is a moron and an idiot - both on the Right and the Left.

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Take your work seriously, but don't take yourself seriously by Clint Eastwood

Take your work seriously, but don't take yourself seriously

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There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.

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Let's not go and ruin it by thinking too much. by Clint Eastwood

Let's not go and ruin it by thinking too much.

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Improvise, Adapt and Overcome! by Clint Eastwood

Improvise, Adapt and Overcome!

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Nothing wrong with shooting...as long as the right people get sho... by Clint Eastwood

Nothing wrong with shooting...as long as the right people get shot.

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When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.

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Always keep your ego in check and not be afraid to listen. Listen... by Clint Eastwood

Always keep your ego in check and not be afraid to listen. Listening is a great art form.

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They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and ligh... by Clint Eastwood

They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.

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A lot of people are realizing they had the wool pulled over their... by Clint Eastwood

A lot of people are realizing they had the wool pulled over their eyes by Obama.

wool eye people

You have to feel confident. If you don't, then you're going to be hesitant and defensive, and there'll be a lot of things working against you.

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I haven't killed anybody all day. Help me keep it that way. by Clint Eastwood

I haven't killed anybody all day. Help me keep it that way.

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