I used to do standup about footballers; they are easy targets because they are traditionally seen as stupid. Romesh Ranganathan More Quotes by Romesh Ranganathan More Quotes From Romesh Ranganathan I loved stand-up, but I never thought you could do it as a job. Romesh Ranganathan lovedjobthoughtyou I chose to be a maths teacher because I thought the marking would be easy. You'd just tick and cross, whereas if you're an English teacher, you've got to read essays. Then they said I had to analyse the methodology. It takes an eternity, it's insane! Romesh Ranganathan thoughtyoueasyteacher People assume that your audience is full of people who love you. But, typically, it's one person in four who's chosen to come and has convinced some other people to go with them. Romesh Ranganathan goyoulovepeople There's nothing less funny than somebody trying to be funny. I loved Jack Dee, then I met him and I became the least funny human to exist because of my desperation to say something amusing. Romesh Ranganathan lovednothingtryingfunny David Beckham is always seen as the thickest man on the planet, too daft to complete a jigsaw puzzle. But then you watch old footage of him playing and every time he plays a ball across the field, he's intuitively working out the trajectory of the ball. Romesh Ranganathan puzzleyoumantime The contrast of being in the spotlight when you're very young and then suddenly not can be really bad for your mental state. Romesh Ranganathan yourbadbeingyou Actually, the reason I'm a huge Arsenal fan is because when my dad moved over from Sri Lanka, he lived in north London and fell in love with Arsenal. Then he moved to East Grinstead and bought a pub, which he turned into an Arsenal pub. Romesh Ranganathan londondadreasonlove I have Asian friends - second generation - and I am the worst in terms of being in touch with my heritage. Romesh Ranganathan i-amgenerationfriendsheritage One day, I brought home Eddie Murphy's 'Raw', and Dad and I would watch that together. Romesh Ranganathan daydadtogetherhome Teaching is so solid and reliable, comedy is not. Romesh Ranganathan solidreliablecomedyteaching My mum's financial plan is: Romesh becomes a millionaire. Romesh Ranganathan becomesplanmillionairefinancial I've always loved American stand-up. Richard Pryor is one of the main reasons I got into stand-up. After Pryor, I made my way through the other great American comics, then finally got into the British ones over here. Romesh Ranganathan lovedgreatalwaysway When I first started watching stand-up, I fell in love with American comedy before British comedy. Romesh Ranganathan americanwatchingcomedylove What we're increasingly seeing is comics are becoming better known across the world. They're recording shows wherever they are, then putting them online for everyone. It has definitely changed in that way. Romesh Ranganathan everyonebetterwayworld I mean, my stand-up is very honest and exposing in this way. I probably carry that into everything I do. Romesh Ranganathan carryeverythingmeanway In the 10 years I've been with my wife we've probably argued twice. Romesh Ranganathan twicebeenwifeyears I was a teacher before comedy, but it was good because no two days were the same, which this job is too. Romesh Ranganathan jobgoodcomedyteacher It's such a privileged thing to say, but I'm still that same lazy person! Romesh Ranganathan samepersonsaylazy I have a hip-hop podcast and get to meet all these rappers I love, so I feel very lucky. Romesh Ranganathan meetfeelluckylove Social media has exacerbated a trend whereby people speak with complete authority on every subject, regardless of how informed they are. Romesh Ranganathan social-mediamediaspeakpeople
