I've always liked getting away with just a little bit of what you're not supposed to. Like my first book, Billy's Booger, got me in trouble with the principal's office. William Joyce More Quotes by William Joyce More Quotes From William Joyce And they're also very good at math, these super boogers, and so they teach Billy the ways of mathematics. William Joyce boogers math way The first book I ever wrote was in fourth grade and it was called 'Billy's Booger.' It was an autobiographical piece about a kid who was really bad at math. William Joyce math kids book His life was a book of his own writing, one orderly page after another. William Joyce motivational inspirational book You know, I hate to give advice because my life has been so odd that almost nothing that's happened to me can apply. William Joyce hate advice giving Their toys are alive and can sometimes come to their aid, or get lost and Olie has to find them. They go to other planets. They go to the ice cream planet. William Joyce hockey ice-cream alive Almost everything in 'A Day With Wilbur Robinson' has some basis in truth. And yes, my sister did pay me to feed her grapes while she talked to her boyfriend on the phone. William Joyce sister phones pay Everyone's story matters. William Joyce matter stories But evil is a cunning force. It can find the weakness in any man, even the bravest. [...] It only takes a single weak moment to let evil in. William Joyce weakness evil men I know that I have been denounced as a traitor and I resent the accusation, as I conceive myself to have been guilty of no underhand or deceitful act against Britain, although I am also able to understand the resentment that my broadcasts have, in many quarters, aroused. William Joyce resentment guilty able Watch over our child. Guide him safely from the ways of harm. Keep happy his heart, brave his soul, and rosy his cheeks. Guard with your life his hopes and dreams, for he is all that we have, all that we are, and all that we will ever be. William Joyce dream heart children Life is made up of danger and heartbreak, I laugh in the face of both! William Joyce life-is faces laughing The only road to the highest stations in this country is that of the law. William Joyce road only law country I just took the idea that King Kong was too big for everything and reversed it and put George in a land of giants, which is basically what every kid goes through anyway - that, you know, the world is made for grownups, for tall people, for the giants. William Joyce king you people world I raised frogs every spring in our house from tadpoles and by end of summer our house was overrun with frogs. William Joyce end summer house spring
