I've always said we got married because there was nothing on TV. Bette Midler More Quotes by Bette Midler More Quotes From Bette Midler If only I'd known my differentness would be an asset, then my earlier life would have been much easier. Bette Midler being-differentactressessingers Make sure your life is a rare entertainment! It doesn't take anything drastic. You needn't be gorgeous or wealthy or smart, just very enthusiastic! Bette Midler entertainmentsmartlife-is If you can accept your differentness and learn to love it and encourage it, then you can be someone wonderful. Bette Midler acceptingifswonderful I have my standards. They're low, but I have them. Bette Midler standardslows I firmly believe that with the right footwear one can rule the world. Bette Midler fashionbelieveworld If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? Bette Midler hilariouslovefunny I haven't left my house in days. I watch the news channels incessantly. All the news stories are about the election; all the commercials are Viagra and Cialis. Election, erection, election, erection! Either way we're screwed! Bette Midler news-storieshousewatches I want it all - and I would like it delivered. Bette Midler want Cherish forever what makes you unique, 'cuz you're really a yawn if it goes. Bette Midler strong-womenacceptanceinspirational Group conformity scares the pants off me because it's so often a prelude to cruelty towards anyone who doesn't want to - or can't - join the Big Parade. Bette Midler scaregroupswant People are not the best because they work hard. They work hard because they are the best. Bette Midler hard-workworkpeople I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me. Bette Midler humorousmemorablefunny Life is not fair. And you have to choose your battles, because there are some that you cannot win. If you're passionate about something, then you should pick up your flag and run with it. Bette Midler battlewinningrunning Self-esteem is something you have to earn! Bette Midler esteemself-esteemself Let the sun stop burning, Bette Midler loveromanticlife I think most of us are torn. We have at least two people at war in our body. One person wants to retire and grow fabulous tomatoes, and the other wants to stand up on a pedestal and be worshipped and get bigger and bigger and bigger until she explodes. Bette Midler wartwothinking Self-esteem is something you have to earn! The only way to achieve self-esteem is to work hard. People have an obligation to live up to their potential. Bette Midler hard-workself-esteempeople I read a comment that made me think I should stop singing for a while. And I didn't want to stop singing, because it was the only thing I loved. At first I thought, "Maybe I'll get better and eventually please the person who wrote about my singing." But then I thought, "I probably will never please this person. I should just do what pleases me." Bette Midler please-mesingingthinking Some say love it is a river that drowns the tender reeds. Some say love, it is a razor that leaves your heart to bleed. Some say love, it is a hunger, an endless aching need. I say love, it is a flower and you, its only seed. Bette Midler flowerheartrivers A person's life is a journey, a road. Sometimes you go off the road and sometimes you stay on all the way through. But you are the only one on that road. It's your road. Bette Midler journeysometimesway
