I've retired a couple of times. It's great, because you can just say, 'Oh, I'm sorry. I'm retired.' Bill Murray More Quotes by Bill Murray More Quotes From Bill Murray Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood. Bill Murray inspirational giving blood People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise. Bill Murray honesty music truth Friendship is so weird. You just pick a human you've met and you're like, 'Yep, I like this one,' and you just do stuff with them. Bill Murray mets new-friendship stuff The more relaxed you are, the better you are at everything: the better you are with your loved ones, the better you are with your enemies, the better you are at your job, the better you are with yourself. Bill Murray comedian work jobs Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. Bill Murray common-sense people needs Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying. Bill Murray deep-thought humor dying You can tell how boring a person is by the lack of fear in their eyes when someone is flipping through photos on their phone. Bill Murray boring phones eye The secret is to have a sense of yourself, your real self, your unique self. And not just once in a while, or once a day, but all through the day, the week and life. Bill Murray unique real self Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself. Bill Murray hard trying believe If you have someone that you think is The One, don't just sort of think in your ordinary mind, 'Okay, let's pick a date. Let's plan this and make a party and get married.' Take that person and travel around the world. Buy a plane ticket for the two of you to travel all around the world, and go to places that are hard to go to and hard to get out of. And if when you come back to JFK, when you land in JFK, and you're still in love with that person, get married at the airport. Bill Murray party love thinking Be available for life to happen. Bill Murray available happens Don't think about your errors or failures; otherwise, you'll never do a thing. Bill Murray errors thinking Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop. Bill Murray photoshop liquid alcohol Life is a game, and it's much more fun if you play it as your own game, so stay light and loose and relaxed. Bill Murray light games fun You work, you get paid, you drink. Bill Murray drink paid Grab this day by the neck and kiss it. Bill Murray this-day necks kissing It's hard to be an artist. It's hard to be anything. It's hard to be. Bill Murray hard artist And I don't like to work. I only like working when I'm working. Bill Murray My iPhone has 2 million times the storage of the 1969 Apollo 11 computer. They went to the moon. I throw birds at pig houses Bill Murray iphone moon pigs You can handle just about anything that comes at you out on the road with a believable grin, common sense and whiskey. Bill Murray common-sense whiskey adventure
