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Three minutes thought would suffice to find this out; but thought is irksome and three minutes is a long time.

A. E. Housman
humor ignorance funny

People must not do things for fun. We are not here for fun. There is no reference to fun in any Act of Parliament.

A. P. Herbert
humor funny people

The Common Law of England has been laboriously built about a mythical figure-the figure of 'The Reasonable Man'.

A. P. Herbert
humor men funny
That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing... by A. Whitney Brown

That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.

A. Whitney Brown
laughter humor funny

You can teach taste, editorial sense, but the ability to say something funny is something I've never been able to teach anyone.

Abe Burrows
able humor taste

I can see how it might be possible for a man to look down upon the earth and be an atheist, but I cannot conceive how a man could look up into the heavens and say there is no God.

Abraham Lincoln
humor atheist god
He can compress the most words into the smallest ideas of any man... by Abraham Lincoln

He can compress the most words into the smallest ideas of any man I ever met.

Abraham Lincoln
communication humor book

How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.

Abraham Lincoln
honesty humor dog
As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expre... by Abraham Lincoln

As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy.

Abraham Lincoln
freedom humor wisdom
We trust, sir, that God is on our side. It is more important to k... by Abraham Lincoln

We trust, sir, that God is on our side. It is more important to know that we are on God's side.

Abraham Lincoln
humor important life
Avoid popularity if you would have peace. by Abraham Lincoln

Avoid popularity if you would have peace.

Abraham Lincoln
vaccines humor peace
Force is all conquering, but it's victories are short lived. by Abraham Lincoln

Force is all conquering, but it's victories are short lived.

Abraham Lincoln
humor war life
Common looking people are the best in the world: that is the reas... by Abraham Lincoln

Common looking people are the best in the world: that is the reason the Lord makes so many of them.

Abraham Lincoln
humor success motivational
Were it not for my little jokes, I could not bear the burdens of... by Abraham Lincoln

Were it not for my little jokes, I could not bear the burdens of this office.

Abraham Lincoln
office humor littles

I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me.

Abraham Lincoln
marriage humor life
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of... by Abraham Lincoln

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.

Abraham Lincoln
funny-sex anniversary humor

My Dear McClellan, if you don't want to use the army I should like to borrow it for a while. Yours respectfully.

Abraham Lincoln
humor war funny
Knavery and flattery are blood relations. by Abraham Lincoln

Knavery and flattery are blood relations.

Abraham Lincoln
knavery humor blood

Well, I wish some of you would tell me the brand of whiskey that Grant drinks. I would like to send a barrel of it to my other generals.

Abraham Lincoln
whiskey humor wish
I couldn't be two faced. If I had two faces, I wouldn't wear this... by Abraham Lincoln

I couldn't be two faced. If I had two faces, I wouldn't wear this one.

Abraham Lincoln
humor faces two
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