I walk so fast, I talk so fast, I could turn the light off and be in bed before the room's dark. Roddy Piper More Quotes by Roddy Piper More Quotes From Roddy Piper I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum. Roddy Piper badasswrestlingfunny Just when you think you know the answers, I change the questions. Roddy Piper motivationalsportswrestling Sooner or later, everybody pays the Piper! Roddy Piper piperswwepay I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me. Roddy Piper wweduckswind You'll find sympathy in the dictionary between sh*t and suicide. Roddy Piper pro-wrestlingsuicidewrestling You don't throw rocks at a man with a machine gun! Roddy Piper rocksgunmen I'm the reason Hulk Hogan lost his hair. Roddy Piper rowdywwehair I don't need to know how tough I am to know how tough I am. Roddy Piper wwetoughneeds My friends keep telling me I'm doing it with Mary Palmer. That's not true - I'm too busy masturbating to meet anyone new. Roddy Piper masturbationmarybusy I was pissin' Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your neck was diaper rash! Roddy Piper diaperswwered My business in the beginning was very lawless and the more trouble I go into, the more the promoters liked me back then. I was on the front page for doing something wrong, the arena was full. Then, all of a sudden, everything changed somehow and they put rules in. You put rules in a gunfight? I'm not so good at following those rules. I don't' know what will happen at WrestleMania. Roddy Piper arenapagestrouble Jerry Lawler walks in here with his crown - DA DA DUM - Imperial Margerine - and talks about what he's going to do to me. Lawler, if you think you're going to beat me, if you think you can do ANYTHING to me, than you really are the king. King of FOOLS, jack!! Roddy Piper kingswrestlingthinking Ric Flair, you once called me a woman. Well, what I want to know is, how does it feel to get beat by a woman? Roddy Piper wwedoewrestling I think that I just wasn't brought up under any rules, and I think that made me a little different and people wanted to look up to that or aspire to that, and that makes me very grateful. Roddy Piper gratefulpeoplethinking Did your parents build knows you a swing facing a wall when you were a kid? Roddy Piper wallwrestlingkids Ever notice Hulk Hogan ain't got no hair on his chest? The only one who's got hair on their chest on their team is Cindy Lauper. Roddy Piper teamhairwrestling I never envisioned myself being a film star at all. Most people know that pro wrestling is a little bit of an accident for me. I never really had any real aspirations of being in front of a camera. Roddy Piper starsrealwrestling Aww, whats the problem, gertrude? You mean to tell me that you can't walk into a bar with a $100 bill on your forehead and walk with anything, either male or female? Roddy Piper gertrudewrestlingmean He mighta spent a couple years under the arena training young wrestlers. Roddy Piper couplewrestlingyears Nature Boy, whats that? Do you run around the forest like Euell Gibbons, eating bark or something? Roddy Piper runningwrestlingboys
